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Name powers of video game characters that sound good but would be horrible IRL

#31SinisterSlayPosted 7/31/2013 11:55:51 AM
arleas posted...
From: ThePHiLsTeR | #011
Then it wouldn't suck. It would be more powerful than portrayed in the comics.

What would suck is that it would be a 24/7 job and not only that every nano second you'd be busy. Takes definition ofa busy bee to a whole other level.


http://i.imgur.com/HjMnPSr.gif


That's disturbingly realistic....
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#32seraphic_shadePosted 7/31/2013 12:00:55 PM
wolverine's regenerative power would make every body parts detached from his body to be regenerate into his perfect clone

kage bunshin no jutsu!
#33RavenoussdPosted 7/31/2013 12:38:41 PM
SinisterSlay posted...
X-ray eyes.

Would give everyone cancer



every female would have breast cancer and ass cancer lol
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#34Orestes417Posted 7/31/2013 12:44:04 PM
Ressurection. Seriously, contemplate what'd happen if people found out you could bring back the dead.
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#35ThePHiLsTeR(Topic Creator)Posted 7/31/2013 1:16:42 PM(edited)
Fallout 3 perks
Eating corpses give you health
Nuclear explosion when health drops low

Mario breaking blocks with head would cause serious headaches

Whoever said batman, his powers would suck ILR because he has no powers. He probably wouldn't be nearly as effective I don't care how athletic/nimble you are.

Borderlands 1 Summoning crap load of birds means bunch of bird doo doo on you
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#36Binba442Posted 7/31/2013 1:17:39 PM
MarceloSampaio posted...
Knight2520 posted...
From: MarceloSampaio | #017
FUS-HO-DAH!


Not quite sure what this shout is, cause it's definitely not Unrelenting Force.


Small typo there. But you get the idea. :p


It's not a typo, it summons Zimos and his Ho's from Saint's Row the Third.
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#37KillerTrufflePosted 7/31/2013 1:17:51 PM
I'd say Rogue's powers would pretty much suck in real life, although they tend to suck for her in the comics too.
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#38Immortal_MooPosted 7/31/2013 1:23:03 PM
Aliens, Acid for blood
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#39ChromaticAngelPosted 7/31/2013 1:57:44 PM
MarceloSampaio posted...
FUS-HO-DAH!


One angry Dragonborn + FUS-HO-DAH = Cars flying around, houses destroyed, people being pushed in front of busses... and a TERRIBLE bad breath smell all around.


FUS RO DAH would be great for driving in traffic imo.
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#40SinisterSlayPosted 7/31/2013 7:06:22 PM
ChromaticAngel posted...
MarceloSampaio posted...
FUS-HO-DAH!


One angry Dragonborn + FUS-HO-DAH = Cars flying around, houses destroyed, people being pushed in front of busses... and a TERRIBLE bad breath smell all around.


FUS RO DAH would be great for driving in traffic imo.


I think I'd rather the mind control shout.
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