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So THIS is where Hollywood writers get their tech jargon

#1SnickleseedPosted 8/19/2013 7:04:23 AM
http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/#

might explain the "tracking an IP address by creating a GUI in Visual Basic" fiascoes lol

"I'll index the back-end SQL transmitter, that should reboot the EXE interface!"

LMAOOOO
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#2aak57Posted 8/19/2013 7:11:48 AM
"You can't bypass the array without synthesizing the virtual RSS matrix!"

That...actually sounds like something they'd use.
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#301Philip01Posted 8/19/2013 7:11:54 AM
Yeah they get it from the PC board on gamefaqs :)
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#4DarkZV2BetaPosted 8/19/2013 7:21:46 AM
aak57 posted...
"You can't bypass the array without synthesizing the virtual RSS matrix!"

That...actually sounds like something they'd use.


It all sounds like something they'd use.
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#5BadProfessionalPosted 8/19/2013 7:24:07 AM(edited)
That's just one example of a technobabble generator. It's hard to say who invented the technobabble template (similar to a mad-lib with technical terms), but Gene Roddenberry is credited with making the first mainstream one for Star Trek.

Edit: and it sounds like something they would use because it is something they do use.
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#6SzymaaPosted 8/19/2013 7:46:17 AM
"The COM capacitor is down, input the bluetooth bandwidth so we can transmit the THX sensor!"

Gold.

Also, because this should never be forgotten - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRhGPVYRsOY
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#7blade6321Posted 8/19/2013 7:47:24 AM
Szymaa posted...
"The COM capacitor is down, input the bluetooth bandwidth so we can transmit the THX sensor!"

Gold.

Also, because this should never be forgotten - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRhGPVYRsOY


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#8someguyshandPosted 8/19/2013 7:58:17 AM
"Use the primary PNG microchip, then you can back up the 1080p firewall!"
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#9Master_BassPosted 8/19/2013 8:00:09 AM
"Try to back up the HTTP feed, maybe it will reboot the 1080p alarm!"
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#10AnatomyHorrorPosted 8/19/2013 8:09:58 AM
"Use the multi-byte AI capacitor, then you can calculate the haptic sensor!"

rofl