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Why is Gabe Newell fat?

#1DerPancakePosted 9/20/2013 7:57:07 PM(edited)
Why doesn't he exercise? He has the potential of being a good looking man if he were fit.

http://i.imgur.com/K5jXD.jpg
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#2TheFeshPincePosted 9/20/2013 7:56:10 PM
You dare say Gaben isn't perfect?
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#3BendoHendoPosted 9/20/2013 7:57:10 PM
I wish I was created in Gaben's image instead of God's.

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#4Cool_Dude667Posted 9/20/2013 7:58:03 PM
Gaben doesn't need to exercise, hes got cash.
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#5TheC0ndemnedOnePosted 9/20/2013 7:59:35 PM
He looks sort of like Gollum mixed with Bill Gates mixed with Gabe Newell in that picture.

Do not want.
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#6schadowPosted 9/20/2013 7:59:40 PM
Who needs to be a good looking fit man when you can be a good looking fat man?
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#7TheFeshPincePosted 9/20/2013 8:00:00 PM
lol i like the picture
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#8thatfool12GsPosted 9/20/2013 8:00:13 PM
You know you would still let him hit it DerPancake.
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#9DerPancake(Topic Creator)Posted 9/20/2013 8:06:12 PM(edited)
Also another question.

Beard:

http://i.imgur.com/FJOtvNs.jpg

Or no Beard?:

http://i.imgur.com/hkBGU8y.jpg

thatfool12Gs posted...
You know you would still let him hit it DerPancake.


Not with all that fat.
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#10NingishzidaPosted 9/20/2013 8:06:52 PM
so he can sit on and crush peasants