Hmmm, let me try my hand at trying to mimic the posts and topics we're going to see during the sale.
"It sucks. Steam sales suck anymore, I hope Steam goes under and everyone that works there remains jobless for the rest of their life for their crappy sales. Did I mention how much the sale sucks and all of you plebs need to stop kissing Valves butt? Oh, and Steam and its sales suck.".
Also, a brief view of the type of person that would type the above paragraph -