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1 year ago#31
KillerTruffle posted...
SinisterSlay posted...
KillerTruffle posted...
Eider duck: 47 mph
Canada goose: 70 mph
Cape gannet: 75 mph

My cape gannet looks back at your duck and laughs. :)


Goose lives 20 years and has no effective natural predators (once they are adults).
In fact, its greatest threat is its own stupidity with it's children.
I've seen them make nests at the top of telephone wires, only to lead the babies to their deaths as they leap from the nest trying to follow the parents to water.
Also, it would basically be a roguelike as they have a 50% chance of dying every time they fly south for the winter.


Doesn't help that their favorite overnight stops seem to be near airports. Some airports that have it really bad actually hire dogs do just go have a ball chasing geese all day, to keep them out of the way of the planes.


So in the simulator you get bonus points if you crash a plane.
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1 year ago#32
SinisterSlay posted...
KillerTruffle posted...
SinisterSlay posted...
KillerTruffle posted...
Eider duck: 47 mph
Canada goose: 70 mph
Cape gannet: 75 mph

My cape gannet looks back at your duck and laughs. :)


Goose lives 20 years and has no effective natural predators (once they are adults).
In fact, its greatest threat is its own stupidity with it's children.
I've seen them make nests at the top of telephone wires, only to lead the babies to their deaths as they leap from the nest trying to follow the parents to water.
Also, it would basically be a roguelike as they have a 50% chance of dying every time they fly south for the winter.


Doesn't help that their favorite overnight stops seem to be near airports. Some airports that have it really bad actually hire dogs do just go have a ball chasing geese all day, to keep them out of the way of the planes.


So in the simulator you get bonus points if you crash a plane.


Epic bonus points if you can lure the dog onto the runway and make *it* crash the plane?
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1 year ago#33
itt bird nerds
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1 year ago#34
I'd actually like a multi-animal, cross-generational "simulator" similar to Tokyo Jungle, but with much more play area and much more depth.
1 year ago#35
cancerstorm posted...
itt bird nerds


Bird's the word, man... what are you, a square or something?
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1 year ago#36
KillerTruffle posted...
cancerstorm posted...
itt bird nerds


Bird's the word, man... what are you, a square or something?


I see you have heard about the bird.
1 year ago#37
narwhal nobody really knows anyway
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1 year ago#38
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1 year ago#39
Ferret.

Good skillset.
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1 year ago#40
I just want more racing and flight sims.
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