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So if not bear simulator, what animal do you want to simulate?

#41SinisterSlay(Topic Creator)Posted 3/24/2014 3:28:49 PM
Psythik posted...
I just want more racing and flight sims.


Goose racing!
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#42SinisterSlay(Topic Creator)Posted 3/24/2014 3:29:14 PM
KillerTruffle posted...
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Eider duck: 47 mph
Canada goose: 70 mph
Cape gannet: 75 mph

My cape gannet looks back at your duck and laughs. :)


Goose lives 20 years and has no effective natural predators (once they are adults).
In fact, its greatest threat is its own stupidity with it's children.
I've seen them make nests at the top of telephone wires, only to lead the babies to their deaths as they leap from the nest trying to follow the parents to water.
Also, it would basically be a roguelike as they have a 50% chance of dying every time they fly south for the winter.


Doesn't help that their favorite overnight stops seem to be near airports. Some airports that have it really bad actually hire dogs do just go have a ball chasing geese all day, to keep them out of the way of the planes.


So in the simulator you get bonus points if you crash a plane.


Epic bonus points if you can lure the dog onto the runway and make *it* crash the plane?


Yes!
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#43KillerTrufflePosted 3/24/2014 3:33:19 PM
For people looking for a simulator that's a little bit easier, they could make a water bear simulator. Those things are like the superheroes of the animal kingdom. They can survive temps from -200C to 150C, ultra-high radiation 1000x the lethal dose for humans, vacuums, ultra-high pressure (in the neighborhood of 95,000 psi), lack of oxygen or water, and more.

Playing that would be like god mode for animal sims - it's basically impossible to die.
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#44TalesOfGodPosted 3/24/2014 3:35:25 PM
Looks like Duck simulator is just waiting to happen! XD

How about a Tiger simulator?
I would love to be one closely killing its prey...
#45h3IIfir3pho3nixPosted 3/24/2014 3:35:44 PM
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#46SinisterSlay(Topic Creator)Posted 3/24/2014 3:48:36 PM
KillerTruffle posted...
For people looking for a simulator that's a little bit easier, they could make a water bear simulator. Those things are like the superheroes of the animal kingdom. They can survive temps from -200C to 150C, ultra-high radiation 1000x the lethal dose for humans, vacuums, ultra-high pressure (in the neighborhood of 95,000 psi), lack of oxygen or water, and more.

Playing that would be like god mode for animal sims - it's basically impossible to die.


Can't fly
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#47RequiemPosted 3/24/2014 3:50:54 PM
Rat based stealth game where the goal is to spread the bubonic plague to takedown the mankind.
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#48KillerTrufflePosted 3/24/2014 3:51:25 PM
SinisterSlay posted...
KillerTruffle posted...
For people looking for a simulator that's a little bit easier, they could make a water bear simulator. Those things are like the superheroes of the animal kingdom. They can survive temps from -200C to 150C, ultra-high radiation 1000x the lethal dose for humans, vacuums, ultra-high pressure (in the neighborhood of 95,000 psi), lack of oxygen or water, and more.

Playing that would be like god mode for animal sims - it's basically impossible to die.


Can't fly


But it *can* orbit the earth, in space, without a spacecraft, and still come back alive and well. Show me a duck that can do that.
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#49Psykic PetrolPosted 3/24/2014 3:57:14 PM
Cat Simulator, based on http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22567526
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#50arleasPosted 3/24/2014 4:01:12 PM
Sloth simulator...

But only if it somehow includes this picture:
http://i.imgur.com/hVqXp.jpg
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