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You find a program on your computer that lets you program reality...

#1alsroboshackPosted 8/12/2014 7:10:43 PM
What would you do? - Results (168 votes)
Become God, fix all world problems
22.62% (38 votes)
38
Make my life better
25.6% (43 votes)
43
I'd get an army of people to do my bidding
3.57% (6 votes)
6
I'd take over the world
4.17% (7 votes)
7
I would kill everyone I hate
4.17% (7 votes)
7
I would make that person I love even more sexy.
2.38% (4 votes)
4
Life is now my very own fanfiction
18.45% (31 votes)
31
I might get a virus and loose everything
1.79% (3 votes)
3
I wouldn't do anything
2.98% (5 votes)
5
I'd have no idea how to program so I would corrupt life
14.29% (24 votes)
24
This poll is now closed.
What would you do with your all controlling computer?
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#2chimichanga XDPosted 8/12/2014 7:14:14 PM
Programming to fix all the world's problems... good luck with that. People joke that patching things = fix one thing while breaking 3 other things.
#3DetectiveZPosted 8/12/2014 7:18:35 PM
Loop

I would probably destroy the world, bring it back, live a normal life, get invaded by aliens, rescue some damsal in distress, get invaded by zombies, become depressed, find the sword of ultimate power, decide between my crazy psycho childhood friend or my overly dependent older classmate, save everyone from an evil mass corporation. Get married then somehow have my wife killed to having to take revenge and going on an epic journey in which I'll have to somehow die in the end.

End Loop
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#4DaedalusExPosted 8/12/2014 7:28:08 PM
I'd set myself invincible and immortal, then put my brain in an infinite state of being content/happy/having an orgasm and go from there. So "make my life better," I guess.
#5jedinatPosted 8/12/2014 7:55:00 PM
30+ votes in and I'm the only one who would have an army of people doing my bidding...
#6Love_Me_SexyPosted 8/12/2014 7:59:49 PM(edited)
Get rid of the dumb-dumbs, starting with people who spell "lose" wrong and spell "loose".
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#7verycornyPosted 8/12/2014 8:08:10 PM
Kate Upton here I come, wait, I think I spell "come" wrong.
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#8Orestes417Posted 8/12/2014 8:12:56 PM(edited)
None of the above really. Although ASR did come close with cat Dimensions | /dev/blackhole > Dimensions.bz
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#9alsroboshack(Topic Creator)Posted 8/12/2014 9:25:18 PM
chimichanga XD posted...
Programming to fix all the world's problems... good luck with that. People joke that patching things = fix one thing while breaking 3 other things.


That isn't a joke, it is true, I have tried some programming and I can confirm it.
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#10Knighted DragonPosted 8/12/2014 9:27:41 PM
Option about fanfiction is basically all of the above so I went with it. I'd use it to help as many people as I could, but I'd definitely help myself too
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