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#11RosencroitzPosted 8/22/2014 5:40:58 PM
jedinat posted...
That's a pretty funny story. What a little girl. I have the game already.

Chances are people who play 25+ hours a week on steam already have it tho. *edit: I see you halved the req.



This.
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#12Clouddx(Topic Creator)Posted 8/22/2014 5:49:05 PM
RamPaGe74 posted...
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065940447/

One time when I was younger while playing WoW my dog came running through my room and tripped over my pc cords and flung my pc off my desk.


Ouch, lol
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#13DetectiveZPosted 8/22/2014 6:14:53 PM
Already have it, but this is a hilarious story when I was playing this MMORPG.

Pretty much we got transferred to another company to publish the MMO. While the first company everything was just fine and dandy, however after the transfer this GM did something hilarious.

The MMO had a weird type of community in which we really talk about anything, and for some reason, they decided to talk about tentacle porn today, lol. (I guess it's sorta to be expected when its a game where you can have a dick as a "pet") Unluckily one of the GMs went incognito and gave "imaginary strikes" to everyone, whoever got the tenth strike. He would mute the person for a day.
After that, he went on to make it an event in which he would go incognito an hour every week and mute people that way.

It was hilarious when people called him out on it, he pretty much said, "Booohoo, deal with it."

He did a lot better later, but the early days of that transfer was hilarious.
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#14Doomsday FortePosted 8/22/2014 6:25:49 PM
Let's see.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/doomsdayforte/

I have two stories related to the same game. It's cheating, but I won't take it back.

So, Deus Ex: The Fall. *rimshot* Thank you, here all week.
There's a part early in the game where you can get into a 'conversation' with the mute female Tyrant. She waves you away and the only talk option is "End" but your player character Ben just...well, it's his animation. HR had some weird animations, but Ben just does some weird dance-like stuff. He looks over to the right and shakes his head in that direction ("aww naw, man"), pans it over to the center, then looks left, shakes again. Like a weird water sprinkler. And he keeps looping the animation too! I just imagine her looking at him thinking, "what the **** is wrong with this guy??"

The other is... I found myself facing an electrified water obstacle and no aug to no-sell it. So I decide to just stride on through and just about instantly die. Whoops. I bring up the Overlay and I notice Ben's still making pain noises even while dead. "Ugh. Oh. Uh. Oh. Mm. Ah." And so on. Without visual context, you'd think it was somebody extremely bored during sex or something.

Humor's not my strong point. I also fried my laptop once trying to connect it to a TV. Not video games, but I was gonna play games afterwards! Alas.
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#15g7g7g7g7Posted 8/22/2014 6:35:21 PM
I volunteered to do some reviewing for a website recently and made the mistake of saying yes to Wildstar without knowing what it was, I hate MMO's more than anything in the world but I committed myself to playing 35 hours and judging it in an impartial way. I hated every single happy clappy colorful second of it and even though I knew a couple of other people playing we were never free to play at the same time so I spent a lot of time playing with randoms and they were all clearly 30+ year old manchildren who lived in their parents basements.

I know it isn't strictly a funny story, it is quite depressing.

As a caveat and supplement for the rubbish story I will agree to try and play CSGO with my 360 controller for a laugh, I imagine you are probably U.S. based so the UK-US will probably make it a bit hilarious.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019793269
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#16FalxXDPosted 8/22/2014 6:47:45 PM
/Gledfinnifinnish

Well, this was back when I was playing everquest actively, so it was years ago... But I remember it pretty clearly... I hate mushrooms...

I was a gnome cleric tinker, and the only thing bigger than my libido was my ego. I decided to hit up a rare spawn in a deep cave for a pair of moldy gloves that would give me a little haste...

Because... You know clerics need haste... Anyways!

So I get into the cave. What luck! Everything in there was much lower level, so I could navigate the tunnels without fear. I even dropped one or two with my mad cleric skills! By the time I found my mark, my ego had tripled in size.

So, before I got to him, I had to take precautions, I bound myself in another room, so if I died, I could respawn close by and ressurect my corpse to regain lost exp.

Ok, so I was ready, I got into the room with the enemy, I started to cast root... And he charges me. He had to be at least 4 levels below me, but unfortunately killing his comrades dropped my faction just enough that I was now kill on sight. So anyways, he's on me, bashing and stunning me, preventing my spells. He is also piling DoT spells which slowly sap me. I panic and try to run... I die in the next room. I take a deep breath, meh ok, time to get out and go home.

Nope.

The mushroom man was waiting.... I dragged him right to my spawn point, and apparently he was now camping me. Thankfully my guild knew where I was... There was no way I could explain as I was spawning and dying so frequently I could only send tiny messages... Well, after too many deaths, and 4 levels lost, my guild mates arrive. They made fast work... They then swept my corpses together so I could get to rezzing...

He didn't even have the gloves...
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#17Clouddx(Topic Creator)Posted 8/22/2014 7:04:20 PM
g7g7g7g7 posted...
I volunteered to do some reviewing for a website recently and made the mistake of saying yes to Wildstar without knowing what it was, I hate MMO's more than anything in the world but I committed myself to playing 35 hours and judging it in an impartial way. I hated every single happy clappy colorful second of it and even though I knew a couple of other people playing we were never free to play at the same time so I spent a lot of time playing with randoms and they were all clearly 30+ year old manchildren who lived in their parents basements.

I know it isn't strictly a funny story, it is quite depressing.

As a caveat and supplement for the rubbish story I will agree to try and play CSGO with my 360 controller for a laugh, I imagine you are probably U.S. based so the UK-US will probably make it a bit hilarious.


http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019793269


Yes, I do live in the US, but on the east coast so your ping shouldn't be too bad if you live in the UK.
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#18harcoreblazerPosted 8/22/2014 8:01:41 PM
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198099329680?l=english

So here's my story.

Several years ago, i bought a month of the Runescape membership for the first time (A few months before the EoC update) and started playing and enjoying myself.

I was around lvl 67 at the time, had a full Rune armor set (For those that didn't play, it was the level 40 set, the highest one available to F2P players after that (Only for members) there was the level 60 Dragon armor set, then for levels 70-75 the Barrows and the God Wars armor sets). I was walking east of Varrock minding my own business, and i cross paths with this guy:

He was around level 80 (Like 20 levels higer than me) also had a membership, had high level armor and probably lots and lots of in-game gold (Since in this game to get high level armor either you buy it for millions of in-game currency, grind bosses or really high-level monsters or get it from PKing, also there was no microtransactions at that time :P).

You know what he said to me?...


"Get a life you're a member".

Never before i had laughed that much as such irony :D.

Also, yeah i know i already have the game, but i want to give the code/key to a friend so we can play together.
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#19wildwolf150Posted 8/22/2014 8:12:24 PM
Hi I'm wildwolf150 on steam. http://steamcommunity.com/id/wildwolf150/

And I have played over 100 hrs

Funny story:
well.... I'm very cumbsy with my fingers, and when I skype and game with my friends, I keep accidentally hitting the off button on my keyboard. my friends allways get mad and I lose some of my progress. It's a curse. the curse of the clumbsy fingers.
#20wildwolf150Posted 8/22/2014 8:13:14 PM
already "cumbsy" xd