flipwitsPosted 2/13/2009 10:24:18 AM | The Valentines King crouched down in the corner of eHarmony.com. He watched all of the social rejects communicate with "lol"s and "brb"s and shook his head. What happened to love, he asked himself. So he pulled out his steel-tipped heart arrows and shot them all. Then he tore out their hearts and put them on his crush's locker. The Valentines King is gettin' some this weekend.
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As of yesteryear, I am your new steam-plane captain.
Ready the pepper packets to fend off incoming cows... They really are the worst of all leather products. |
