I'm sorry, but I can't let you do that. There are numerous intricately related reasons for this, many of which are almost as relevant to this topic as sheep that go moo, and the rest of which were put forward by some guy everyone is afraid of because of his overly pickle-lacking nature.
Pickle pickle. --- Delta7272: "fart." -- Pikmin 1254: "I was just thinking about farts." My site: greenpickle.tk