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Which video game main character has the stupidest name?

#101KuisamiPosted 10/13/2012 2:04:15 PM
Pimple, Rash, and Zitz from Battletoads...really....
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#102Samp98518Posted 10/13/2012 2:05:18 PM(edited)
Overlord9011 posted...
Cheese, Sting, Noise, Wheels, Knors and Baldy. All from one game.


Don't forget about Dove, Spoon, Artie, Skip, Monty, Spreck, Barns, and Milo. Bad names for a bad game, I suppose. But you know what name is awesome from that game? Clint. That is the best name ever.

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#103SunDevil77Posted 10/13/2012 2:06:19 PM
The_Undying_84 posted...
SunDevil77 posted...
To those saying Master Chief, that's not his name. His name is John 117. Plus how is Master Chief not a badass name?


A. He goes by Master Chief so that's what matters. B. John 117 is just as stupid. C. It sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with to make the person sound tough.

Lightning, it's a stupid nickname/codename/whatever the **** it's supposed to be, even though her real name is Clair which would be a perfectly reasonable name to go by.


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Ah, I understand.
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#104Dalton Of ZealPosted 10/13/2012 2:07:44 PM
Overlord9011 posted...
Cheese, Sting, Noise, Wheels, Knors and Baldy. All from one game.


Don't forget Spoon, from that same game.
#105jjg737Posted 10/13/2012 2:11:07 PM
The_Undying_84 posted...
SunDevil77 posted...
To those saying Master Chief, that's not his name. His name is John 117. Plus how is Master Chief not a badass name?


A. He goes by Master Chief so that's what matters. B. John 117 is just as stupid. C. It sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with to make the person sound tough.

Lightning, it's a stupid nickname/codename/whatever the **** it's supposed to be, even though her real name is Clair which would be a perfectly reasonable name to go by.


I suppose Agent 47 and 007, are stupid names too. It's an assigned number not an actual name.
#106DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiCPosted 10/13/2012 2:14:38 PM
Master Chief is short for Master Chief Petty Officer, the highest non-officer rank in the US Navy or Coast Guard.

I guarantee you that every single Master Chief Petty Officer in the Navy is referred to as "Master Chief" by virtually everyone they deal with on a daily basis.
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#107ZidaneTribal93Posted 10/13/2012 2:16:32 PM
Zidane Tribal.
#108FeelMyBladePosted 10/13/2012 2:18:48 PM
JRPG usually has terrible Character names.
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#109chocolatecerealPosted 10/13/2012 2:21:19 PM
el_pajolero posted...
Master Chief. Come at me, internet.


This.
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#110MC_BatCommanderPosted 10/13/2012 2:21:48 PM
I'll say Edge Maverick. Stupid name for one of the worst main characters I've ever seen.
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