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Which video game main character has the stupidest name?

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4 years ago#131
B.J. Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein), anyone?
4 years ago#132
SSFIV: Abel, DeeJay
4 years ago#133
solid snake

too vaguely sexual
"I figured maybe a bullet in the back. Or a knife in the back. Maybe hit by a train."
"In the back?" "In the back, yeah."
4 years ago#134
Dark King from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. Should have just called him Evil Person or Bad Man. Seriously, they couldn't have thought of something slightly more original for the final boss?

Oh wait, Bad Man was also an enemy in the original Final Fantasy... I swear I'm not trying to bash the series!
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4 years ago#135
Pretty much the whole cast of FFXIII


Really inventive. The only half decent one is Sazh.
4 years ago#136
The only answer is "Cloud".
Arceus: "It's time to bring Humanity to JUSTICE!"
Haggard: "Oh yeah? Says YOU and what army?"
4 years ago#137
Mmm Pancakes!
4 years ago#138
WeaponX1138 posted...
I am stunned that nobody said Solid Snake. Solid Snake? ffs.

Or almost any other of the dumb **** names from the MGS series. Decoy Octopus?

Can't wait for Revengeance (what?) I'm betting the final boss is called Ludwig Rocketpants.

It has been a while since I've played MGS games but I thought Solid Snake was a code name as well...
Nintendo? PlayStation? no...
4 years ago#139
Am I the only one who kind of likes the name Cloud?
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4 years ago#140
7 pages of replies and surprised no one mentioned these winners:

Mag Luancher
linear Cannon
Gre nade

All from those weak Evolution games for dreamcast.
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