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Which video game main character has the stupidest name?

#131MemoJetficPosted 10/13/2012 8:57:28 PM
B.J. Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein), anyone?
#132Metman787Posted 10/13/2012 9:22:44 PM
SSFIV: Abel, DeeJay
#133LythirisPosted 10/13/2012 10:01:16 PM
solid snake

too vaguely sexual
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#134EarthBusterPosted 10/14/2012 1:45:52 AM
Dark King from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. Should have just called him Evil Person or Bad Man. Seriously, they couldn't have thought of something slightly more original for the final boss?

Oh wait, Bad Man was also an enemy in the original Final Fantasy... I swear I'm not trying to bash the series!
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#135almasbabyPosted 10/14/2012 4:39:24 AM
Pretty much the whole cast of FFXIII


Really inventive. The only half decent one is Sazh.
#136Private_NoobPosted 10/14/2012 9:12:10 AM
The only answer is "Cloud".
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Haggard: "Oh yeah? Says YOU and what army?"
#137ForceUser77Posted 10/14/2012 9:38:25 AM
Mmm Pancakes!
#138Archwing3441Posted 10/14/2012 11:09:08 AM
WeaponX1138 posted...
I am stunned that nobody said Solid Snake. Solid Snake? ffs.

Or almost any other of the dumb **** names from the MGS series. Decoy Octopus?

Can't wait for Revengeance (what?) I'm betting the final boss is called Ludwig Rocketpants.

It has been a while since I've played MGS games but I thought Solid Snake was a code name as well...
Nintendo? PlayStation? no...
#139SunDevil77Posted 10/14/2012 11:11:31 AM
Am I the only one who kind of likes the name Cloud?
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#140LiquidViperPosted 10/14/2012 12:07:51 PM(edited)
7 pages of replies and surprised no one mentioned these winners:

Mag Luancher
linear Cannon
Gre nade

All from those weak Evolution games for dreamcast.