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Which video game main character has the stupidest name?

#91bluehat94Posted 10/13/2012 1:16:34 PM(edited)
Trailblazer34 posted...
bluehat94 posted...
jmyoda10 posted...
Master Chief.
F***ing really?

Master Chief is his rank, not his name, his name is John 117.

Having a last name of 117 is pretty dumb anyway

It isn't his last name though it's his number, he's Spartan 117: John. They don't have last names.
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#92leopardsnakePosted 10/13/2012 1:16:56 PM
People who don't like FFVII are called contrarians.
#93Archwing3441Posted 10/13/2012 1:25:36 PM(edited)
leopardsnake posted...

as mentioned before, Lightning isn't her real name, but yea, they're all pretty stupid names...

Red and Blue is a pretty dumb name (the only game canon names in pokemon that are colors)

Nintendo? PlayStation? no...
#94Blitzoff1987Posted 10/13/2012 1:21:08 PM
Edge Maverick
K'9999 (King of fighters)
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#95ZambiskitPosted 10/13/2012 1:22:57 PM
Ashley Riot, it almost broke one of the best ps1 era JRPG for me.
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#96EarthBusterPosted 10/13/2012 1:23:32 PM
Aloser from Tactics Ogre
Rookie 1 from Star Wars: Rebel Assault
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#97NakratosPosted 10/13/2012 1:49:13 PM
In defense of a few names listed:
Sol Badguy is a reference to Freddie Mercury, hence the "Badguy" part. It wasn't simply meant to sound badass or anything.

X-Death was a poor translation, not necessarily a poor idea. His name should have been Exodus, but they ended up sticking with X-Death even in later re-releases, so no discount there I guess.

About RPGs, I have nothing against Aleph, from SMT II.
Pretty much everything else sounds stupid, though, I must admit.
#98LinkSamus3Posted 10/13/2012 1:55:30 PM
Hate to do this to my favorite character, but I'd say probably Link. Just goes to show you, names don't make the character.
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#99The_Undying_84Posted 10/13/2012 1:58:20 PM
SunDevil77 posted...
To those saying Master Chief, that's not his name. His name is John 117. Plus how is Master Chief not a badass name?

A. He goes by Master Chief so that's what matters. B. John 117 is just as stupid. C. It sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with to make the person sound tough.

Lightning, it's a stupid nickname/codename/whatever the **** it's supposed to be, even though her real name is Clair which would be a perfectly reasonable name to go by.
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#100TylerJ33Posted 10/13/2012 2:02:52 PM
Master chief