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I got my Xbox from an ex who was illegally claimed on taxes to get $1000

#1Agnostic420Posted 2/3/2013 2:03:16 AM
So her moms been dead for awhile.

Her friend claimed her as her child and gave her $700 and kept $300.

She then bought me an Xbox 360 with her money.

I am probably going to prison for being an accessory to a crime and owning illegal property. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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#2sunchipsboiPosted 2/3/2013 2:16:40 AM
Too bad your cell mate isn't going to be a priest.
#3Kanto790Posted 2/3/2013 2:26:21 AM
Can you even get in trouble for that?
#4dragon504Posted 2/3/2013 2:27:45 AM
From: Kanto790 | #003
Can you even get in trouble for that?


Considering he's aware of the situation and posting evidence on the internet, probably.
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#5Nirvanas_NoxPosted 2/3/2013 2:36:09 AM
Kanto790 posted...
Can you even get in trouble for that?


even though i know this is most likely fake (what moron would post this on the internet, least of all here), yes he would get in trouble. he knowingly accepted goods bought with illegally obtained money.
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#6mastahjebusPosted 2/3/2013 2:51:10 AM
"Bless me father for I have sinned."
"You can call me daddy"
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#7SparkItUpPosted 2/3/2013 3:28:55 AM(edited)
Agnostic420 posted...
So her moms been dead for awhile.

Her friend claimed her as her child and gave her $700 and kept $300.

She then bought me an Xbox 360 with her money.

I am probably going to prison for being an accessory to a crime and owning illegal property. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.


Actually....unless you knew about the crime in advance, then you won't go to prison...I don't believe you can...and as long as you didn't give assistance or comfort after the crime, you are not considered an accessory after the fact...all you did was accept a gift.


EDIT: if by any chance you do go to prison, feel free to send me your console...I'll send ya 20$ to your canteen fund :D
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#8CapwnDPosted 2/3/2013 3:43:58 AM
You can't ask forgiveness from God until you first believe he is real.

One cannot simply throw out prayers to deities who may or may not exist. Being agnostic you cannot have the faith to grant your prayers.
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#9jsplisimPosted 2/3/2013 7:00:57 AM
mastahjebus posted...
"Bless me father for I have sinned."
"You can call me daddy"


WW Fleece Johnson D?
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#10JKSonicPosted 2/3/2013 7:14:53 AM
Pretty sure the government isn't even filing taxes yet due to all the new laws this year...

http://www.irs.gov/uac/IRS-to-Start-Processing-Delayed-Returns-on-Feb.-14%3B-Most-People-Unaffected-and-Can-File-Now
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