I'd rather have Obsidian do it. Screw EA controlled Bioware. It wasn't Obsidian's fault KOTOR 2 was rushed, and tons of content was cut. The second game would have blown the first out of the water had it not been rished and had all it's content.
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Star Wars: Jedi vs. Sith (Namco, or rather, the same exact same people who did Soul Caliber 2)
It would be a fighting game, where despite all of the characters being Jedi (plural is still just "jedi"...right?) and Sith with lightsabers and the Force, they would all have unique styles and play differently.
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