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Things that are worse than...Dragon Age 2?

#11656stooge(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2013 12:58:51 PM
Yes Superman 64 was bad, but Superman 64 was like getting stabbed in the face. You were sort of expecting it was going to suck.

Dragon Age 2 was a Bioware RPG. A Bioware RPG. There was no way it could suck. Dragon Age 2 was like having your friends throw you a surprise party where they wheel out a massive chocolate cake only for a world class stripper to burst out of it, and then having her repeatedly kick you in the nuts for the next 30 odd hours.

Sure getting stabbed in the face is technically worse, but damn. Getting kicked that many times in the nuts by something that should have been so perfect was just not a fun experience.
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#12Arucard05Posted 5/1/2013 1:01:57 PM
Stripper kicks you in the nuts once, shame on her. Stripper kicks you in the nuts for 30 hours, shame on you.
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#13656stooge(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2013 1:03:39 PM
Arucard05 posted...
Stripper kicks you in the nuts once, shame on her. Stripper kicks you in the nuts for 30 hours, shame on you.


And yet time and time again I let them do it.
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#14DyingPancakePosted 5/1/2013 1:27:03 PM
Pretty much anything considering DA 2 was really fun
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#15Dragon NexusPosted 5/1/2013 1:34:10 PM
People who talk about random irrelevent BS in an otherwise serious topic.
But really, I wish Muller would go back to having three types of corner yoghurts in their multipacks so I could mix and match better, rather than just having the two types. Gets more boring that way.
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#16SunDevil77Posted 5/1/2013 1:39:12 PM
That moment when you look into the Pringles can to see a couple sizable crumbs trolling you at the very bottom.

Flipping the can is for p******
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#17DoukouPosted 5/1/2013 1:40:49 PM
Women
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#18JukainPosted 5/1/2013 1:43:58 PM
Final Fantasy VIII.
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#19Arucard05Posted 5/1/2013 1:47:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/d85JWel.jpg
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#20HighOnPhazonPosted 5/1/2013 1:50:07 PM
Arucard05 posted...
Finding out too late that there's no toilet paper.


This!!!!! Especially in a public restroom
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