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Buy it, Rent it, or F*** it: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

#1horror_spookyPosted 5/6/2013 8:07:05 AM
+Core Far Cry 3 gameplay mechanics intact
+Interesting setting
+Retro style cut-scenes can be hilarious
+Some funny dialogue
-Lacks the charm of Far Cry 3
-Game relies way too much on a one-note joke
-Cut-scenes, while amusing, are too frequent and go on for way too long
-Incredibly short campaign
-None of the side activities are any fun to do
-Leveling system has been majorly simplified
-Art style is hard on the eyes and straight-up boring after awhile
-Blood Dragons are just annoying
-Most of the dialogue is atrocious, and not in a good cheesy way
-Story is abrupt and stupid
-World is small and there's no joy in exploring it

Verdict:

F*** it

Also, if you want to know what I thought of Iron Man 3, click here:
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#2_OujiDoza_Posted 5/6/2013 8:08:43 AM
Yikes, tough crowd =/
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#3glassghost0Posted 5/6/2013 8:12:07 AM(edited)
Oooh, have fun with this one. You're gonna get destroyed, lol.

Even though he's actually right about this one.

But still not good at reviews. :)
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No Thanks
#4CyricsServantPosted 5/6/2013 8:11:22 AM
horror_spooky posted...
Evil Dead - F*** it


:/

I admit, I hate the constant stream of horror remakes too. But lets not go and **** on one of the few good ones.
#5Ned_MandingoPosted 5/6/2013 8:12:00 AM
I still don't understand how we can rent dlc.
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#6SunDevil77Posted 5/6/2013 8:12:25 AM
I agree with most of your complaints, but at $15, it's definitely worth a buy. In my opinion, whatever that's worth.
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#7glassghost0Posted 5/6/2013 8:14:02 AM
Expect to see a full retail sequel though

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/06/far-cry-3-blood-dragon-director-has-a-sequel-in-mind
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#8BansDontWorkPosted 5/6/2013 8:15:50 AM
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#9horror_spooky(Topic Creator)Posted 5/6/2013 8:29:59 AM
CyricsServant posted...
horror_spooky posted...
Evil Dead - F*** it


:/

I admit, I hate the constant stream of horror remakes too. But lets not go and **** on one of the few good ones.


But I didn't think it was a good one, and in fact, feel it is just one of the worst movies I've seen all year =/
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#10CyricsServantPosted 5/6/2013 8:37:21 AM
horror_spooky posted...
CyricsServant posted...
horror_spooky posted...
Evil Dead - F*** it


:/

I admit, I hate the constant stream of horror remakes too. But lets not go and **** on one of the few good ones.


But I didn't think it was a good one, and in fact, feel it is just one of the worst movies I've seen all year =/


Then you must have seen some great movies this year. Unfortunately, I've been dragged to **** like Spring Breakers and (to a lesser extent) Mama.

Only movies I've seen worth mentioning are Stoker, Side Effects, and maybe Evil Dead and Iron Man 3.