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If your life was a xbox 360 video game, what would be the achievements?

#1NakedSnake1986Posted 7/23/2013 3:12:17 PM
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#2anonmanPosted 7/23/2013 3:16:44 PM
50 G- Walk outside
100 G - watch family guy
120 G- Buy a car
150 G - get a girlfriend
200 G- end up on jerry springer
300 G - vote
1000 G - end financial inequality
#3NakedSnake1986(Topic Creator)Posted 7/23/2013 3:39:02 PM
What would the dlc consist of?
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#4frater_davidPosted 7/23/2013 4:04:16 PM
10G- LET IT ALL OUT!: Peed outside three times in one day without being seen by the neighbors.
20G- YOU STANKY: Take a shower more than four times a week.
50G- FINALLY!: Get the wife to give you special kisses (Goes great with the YOU STANKY achievement)
15G- YOU'RE WINNER: Beat a video game.
25G- I'LL BE BACK: Walk to the store to pick up dinner
20G- DOCTOR HUH?: Hear your daughter talk about Doctor Who Scarf for an hour.
50G- GOOD JOB!: Get your daughter to use the toilet five times in a row.
5G- WHO YA GUNNA CALL?: Take a phone call from the wife while she's at work.
25G- YOU GOT TWO MINUTES, MAKE IT GOOD: Get seduced.
50G- FUZZY LASAGNA: Do the dishes.
30G- STRONGER THAN DIRT: Clean the house.
100G- I CAN BREATHE!: Don't smoke for an entire day, just don't kill anybody!
75G- LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!: Get off of the couch for over an hour.
45G- ARGH GOD ARGHET!: Get angry at a video game.
200G- I WANT TO BELIEVE: See a supernatural event, ghost, UFO, Bigfoot, etc.
30G- MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING: Have a flashback
47G- SCRUBBIN' BUBBLES: Wash your hands after using the bathroom.
3G- IT'S SLIME TIME: Change a poopy diaper.
150G- C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER: Watch Netflix for longer than you game.
25G- GO TO YOUR ROOM: Send your daughter to time out.
15G- R.I.P.: Get a game over, what a crappy life, eh?
10G- G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!: Come back and haunt everyone you've ever known.
#5brunbbmercPosted 7/23/2013 4:10:30 PM
a million gamerscore: touch a boob
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#6Chykka_BlackPosted 7/23/2013 5:36:14 PM
Ahhh my ears! - Go to a concert and stand in front of the PA system for an hour. 50g
I CAN'T BREATHE!! ! -Drum for an hour to "work out" 250G
Hot n Cold - travel from CA to AZ 3 times in 3 weeks - 500g
Huh? What's a "sunlight"? - play your games far longer than you should 200g
Who needs them anyway?! - Get ignored by everyone in your phone when youre bored but be suddenly popular when youre busy 0g
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#7natevinesPosted 7/23/2013 5:40:13 PM
1000 g - Die.
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#8NakedSnake1986(Topic Creator)Posted 7/23/2013 7:07:53 PM
What are your microtransactions?
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#9frater_davidPosted 7/23/2013 7:15:09 PM
NakedSnake1986 posted...
What are your microtransactions?


None, my life doesn't support those practices.
#10CaIiber345Posted 7/23/2013 8:06:20 PM(edited)
frater_david posted...
10G- LET IT ALL OUT!: Peed outside three times in one day without being seen by the neighbors.

And other awesome, funny Achivements...


+1

25G- Third Watch: Get home at 5AM from work.
10G- "Like a GLOVE!": Found a parking spot in front of the house.
5G- Bad Kitteh!!!: Clean up cat puke.
20G- Dance of Death: Survive sharing the bathroom with the Mrs.
15G- Nom! Nom! Nom!: Make a snack.
30G- The Vampire Lestat: Sleep all day.
3G- "I can't do that, Dave.": Forget to charge phone/tablet.
12G- "Just the facts, ma'am.": Troll GameFAQS.
40G- Roll over, Beethoven: Take the dog for a walk.
100G- Chariots of Fire: Go for a run.
20G- Grand Theft Auto: Play a video game.
40G- "HE'S ON FIRE!": Burn hands on steering wheel in hot car.
80G- Around the World: Manage all errands in one economical trip.
35G- NUMB3RS: Unlock a video game Achievement.
50G- "IT'S ******* RAW!!!": Successfully cook dinner.
15G- I <3 DD's...: Drink Dunkin Donuts coffee.
75G- "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!": Die a stupid death at a very critical point in a game.
25G- Holy Diver: Listen to rock and metal.
50G- "Say 'What?' one more time!": Talk about GTA V to people who don't even game.
35G- Do you even lift, bro?: Don't lift any weights.
15G- Dr. Phil: Listen to the wife's workday stories.
50G- Trashcan Man: Remember to take out the garbage.
25G- "How 'bout a magic trick?": Laugh.
50G- "Walk this way!": Shamble about after run.
75G- Angry Birds: Rant and rave about negative video game things.
100G- "I AM INVINCIBLE!": Die another day.




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