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Things you've learned from playing videogames.

#1simonbelmont2Posted 8/17/2013 8:22:19 AM
What have you guys learned from playing videogames?

I'll start the list:

In videogames all barrels explode when you shoot them.

When a boss appears the fight is always preceded by a cutscene.

In a lot of First Person games the main character has no legs and no feet.

In videogames there are hardly any fat or really overweight main protagonists.

Male heroes in games usually always have short hair and/or facial stubble.

Characters in videogames often get special abilities or weapons that only seem to work in cutscenes.
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#2DarkJaydragonPosted 8/17/2013 8:26:19 AM
That I'm F****** awesome.
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#3TheBlueStigPosted 8/17/2013 8:28:28 AM
Hiding for 10 seconds cures all wounds.

Drinking a liquid or walking over a med pack heals all wounds and all matter of poisons or elemental effects.

Bullets aren't effected by gravity.

People can carry a dozen guns, shields, grenades and other gear but you only see 2 of the guns.

Game writers expect people to forget about things they've seen and never question them because those things get changed just 30 seconds into the game.
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#4simonbelmont2(Topic Creator)Posted 8/17/2013 8:28:55 AM
DarkJaydragon posted...
That I'm F****** awesome.


You are a flight of dragons fan so that makes you awesome in my book!

"Bryagh, fetch me the fool!"
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#5DarkJaydragonPosted 8/17/2013 8:29:34 AM
simonbelmont2 posted...
DarkJaydragon posted...
That I'm F****** awesome.


You are a flight of dragons fan so that makes you awesome in my book!

"Bryagh, fetch me the fool!"


I've never seen such a sleep!
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#6oasisbeyondPosted 8/17/2013 8:30:15 AM
That you won't get laid if it's all you do.
#7pothocketPosted 8/17/2013 8:35:42 AM
I learned that I'm the goddamn Batman.
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#8simonbelmont2(Topic Creator)Posted 8/17/2013 8:36:25 AM
Enemy mage characters never run out of juice so they can keep throwing spells at you indefinitely.

Final bosses usually have about three different forms and glowing weak spots. At the end of the fight there will often be a QTE.

Children are invincible.


In stealth games enemies have short memories and will often forget about you really quickly even if you killed their friends.
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#9simonbelmont2(Topic Creator)Posted 8/17/2013 8:39:43 AM
DarkJaydragon posted...
simonbelmont2 posted...
DarkJaydragon posted...
That I'm F****** awesome.


You are a flight of dragons fan so that makes you awesome in my book!

"Bryagh, fetch me the fool!"


I've never seen such a sleep!


Trust in Antiquity!
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#10dtmrPosted 8/17/2013 8:40:01 AM
The police will stop pursuing you if you change your hat or car color.
Cigarettes weigh more than bullets. In fact, bullets weigh nothing.
Looking at your watch will cause a time and space to distort.
Children are either non-existent or indestructible.
Money is easy to get. Just kill bugs and mice. Or look in one of those treasure chests. They're everywhere.
Down, down-right, right + punch.
You can die as long as you have life left. If you run low on life, you can get more from one of those treasure chests. They're everywhere.
When you go to the casino, you can always reload your save file if you lose all your money. Or you can look in a treasure chest. They're everywhere.
Treasure chests everywhere.
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