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User Info: DalekZero

DalekZero
3 years ago#1
Bonus points for explaining why!

I've made a copy of this topic on every other current/next gen console (3ds, vita, ps3, ps4, Wii u, Xbox 360, Xbox one).
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User Info: stargazer1981

stargazer1981
3 years ago#2
Pizza.

It's satisfying at the time, but then after 13 slices you start to feel bloated and gassy and just wanna lay down.
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User Info: 656stooge

656stooge
3 years ago#3
An all you can eat banquet.

It starts and fantastic and has everything you could ever want: western dishes, Japanese dish, obscure dishes that you'd never even heard of before but are actually very nice. But the half way through service all of the interesting meals that you were really enjoying have run out, and the waiters seem to be only replacing the same three meals.

So while the evening started off great, it sucks a bit that it didn't maintain that level of consistency throughout.

Meanwhile, the PS3 is a meal at an over expensive restaurant where you're sat there waiting for two hours before even the entrees turn up. But when the main course eventually shows it's fantastic and almost worth the wait.

Both are good meals, but the service leaves a lot to be desired.
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User Info: Jiggysan10

Jiggysan10
3 years ago#4
Moldy lemons >>>>


1st the console was sweet and tangy, and full of vitamins.. Now the console smells, and is unsafe to eat

User Info: F-4ROTSS

F-4ROTSS
3 years ago#5
A Major Nelson sundae with a big banana and extra whip cream.
I am an Xbox fanboy

User Info: DxZ99

DxZ99
3 years ago#6
The nasty slop they were eating in The Matrix.

User Info: GuideToTheDark

GuideToTheDark
3 years ago#7
Snicker bar. Satisfying and filling, but only for that first bar.
SHUTUPPU ANDE EAT! TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT!

User Info: OCRAZYGun

OCRAZYGun
3 years ago#8
Quote:Snicker bar. Satisfying and filling, but only for that first bar.
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User Info: LadyYachiru

LadyYachiru
3 years ago#9
Lasagna.

Favorite food for my favorite console..
Vita teneat nisi miseriam.

User Info: kimaochi

kimaochi
3 years ago#10
A woman.
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