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If the Xbox 360 were a food, what food would it be?

#1DalekZeroPosted 8/20/2013 11:11:22 PM
Bonus points for explaining why!

I've made a copy of this topic on every other current/next gen console (3ds, vita, ps3, ps4, Wii u, Xbox 360, Xbox one).
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#2stargazer1981Posted 8/20/2013 11:38:11 PM
Pizza.

It's satisfying at the time, but then after 13 slices you start to feel bloated and gassy and just wanna lay down.
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#3656stoogePosted 8/20/2013 11:43:34 PM
An all you can eat banquet.

It starts and fantastic and has everything you could ever want: western dishes, Japanese dish, obscure dishes that you'd never even heard of before but are actually very nice. But the half way through service all of the interesting meals that you were really enjoying have run out, and the waiters seem to be only replacing the same three meals.

So while the evening started off great, it sucks a bit that it didn't maintain that level of consistency throughout.

Meanwhile, the PS3 is a meal at an over expensive restaurant where you're sat there waiting for two hours before even the entrees turn up. But when the main course eventually shows it's fantastic and almost worth the wait.

Both are good meals, but the service leaves a lot to be desired.
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#4Jiggysan10Posted 8/21/2013 12:41:11 AM
Moldy lemons >>>>


1st the console was sweet and tangy, and full of vitamins.. Now the console smells, and is unsafe to eat
#5F-4ROTSSPosted 8/21/2013 12:56:37 AM
A Major Nelson sundae with a big banana and extra whip cream.
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#6DxZ99Posted 8/21/2013 1:35:17 AM
The nasty slop they were eating in The Matrix.
#7GuideToTheDarkPosted 8/21/2013 2:19:22 AM
Snicker bar. Satisfying and filling, but only for that first bar.
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#8OCRAZYGunPosted 8/21/2013 3:07:49 AM
Quote:Snicker bar. Satisfying and filling, but only for that first bar.
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#9LadyYachiruPosted 8/21/2013 3:16:29 AM
Lasagna.

Favorite food for my favorite console..
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#10kimaochiPosted 8/21/2013 3:26:14 AM
A woman.