See this? This... is my BROOMSTICK! The 12-corn Homemaker Plus. S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the Home Goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Retails for about nineteen, ninety-five. It's got a cherry shaft, homespun binding cord, and durable corn strands in the bristle. That's right - shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that?!?!?
Edit - You know it's time to watch Army of Darkness again if you don't know that whole bit verbatim anymore. Had to look it up because I had it "close."