A malevolent and psychotic creature from the future (far future Eeyore) travels through all of history with the intent to spread self mutilation (all shall have nails in their rump!), depression and destruction.
Play as Tigger as you travel through time making new allies (from Rabbit the Grumpy Lord, Piglet the knight cursed to be a human boy and Kanga X Roo Model 341 *and more*) and unraveling the mystery of where this most vile creature came from, and what it really intends to do.
If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.
After repeatedly telling you to kill a spider in the kitchen your mother builds up the courage to do it herself. She misses and is bit by a radioactive spider. She develops super powers, saving people from criminals and making sure they have their coat on when its cold outside. If you wouldn't have been lazy and put that controller down, you could have been the hero. Instead your ma follows you the rest of your life swinging from rooftops, fighting all of your battles.