Meal Gear Solid - Sneaks grows tired of only eating MREs and must sneak into the Kitchen in Strut B to make himself an omelet. --- "The key to happiness is disinterest mingled with mild contempt." Better living through apathy. If you're into that sort of thing.
Burning Raners Your a runner in the olympics. at the start of the race, you are set on fire. make it to the finish line and you will live. be in last place and you will burn to death.
Price of Persia A persian gameshow turned videogame, shovelware
Prince of Persi Get as much persi as possible without gettin an std
Final Fatasy Get as fast as possible without getting diabetes. warioware type games. --- rtyffa776 asdf tfch776 bhjby uihjk776 swdfe776 kjhy vbfg evbisymru776 dswer gyoeymun776 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Y_QX4Me4Q
Spyro 2: Ripto's Age!! (AKA Gateway to Glimer for those in Europe)
Essentially, the same game, except Ripto gets older after every level and by the time you get to him, he's in his death bed for the final battle. --- Things I learned from Earthbound: Toothbrushes blind people, mushrooms are evil, and trees explode when they die.
Heavy Ran, the story of a morbidly obese man on a quest to lose weight and meet the woman of his dreams. You play as said woman in a survival-horror setting.
Virtu Fighter 5, where you play as various religious figures who battle it out in deathmatches to determine who has the truest faith of them all! --- Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to practice the law of gravity. - Kotomo
Anima Crossing = Anima from FFX gets stuck at a red light.
Unharted = He`s not in it for the fun or money anymore. --- PSN: GuiltyPersona Official Foreign JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken #1 Fan Playing: (PS3) Dark Souls (PC) Guild Wars 2, War Z (3DS) Layton Vs GS and Animal Crossing.