You dumb jerks, why you don't feel attracted to REAL women. After all, there's nothing behind those clothes, if you look below their skirt you're gonna see a black nothing.
Lolololol, true, there's nothing to see under there, even for Link in the 3D Zelda's! (With some of the Water Temple's camera angles you can't help but notice the lack of a torso underneath the tunic.) Nothing hawt about a 3D model.
Real life females on the other hand, just have this cuteness and charm about them I'll likely never see portrayed in a video game character. :3 Nothing makes me happier than to see a woman smile. >w<
http://shantaefanforums.tk/ <-- Huge fan of the Shantae games? Then you should check the first fan forum that's all about the belly-dancing half-genie!