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So Vergil has a bigger **** than Dante? ...Thanks for clearing that up Tameem.

#1656stoogePosted 1/13/2013 7:19:36 AM
Only watch the first few seconds if you don't want any spoilers.

*spoilers in link*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKzean6v_kY

I thought the writing in this game was meant to be the strong suit? I thought it was meant to show the industry that games could rival films for a deep and well told story?

Is the really the best they could come up with?

VERGIL: We make quite the team.
DANTE: Iím stronger.
VERGIL: Iím smarter.
DANTE: Iím better-looking.
VERGIL: Iíve got a bigger d***.
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#2DrunkBeardGuyPosted 1/13/2013 7:24:31 AM
You're taking a video game way too seriously.

What, is flock off featherface so much more mature and badass?
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#3gumbyxcore99Posted 1/13/2013 7:25:44 AM
Writing supposed to be a strong suit? Are you serious? This game was never going to have good writing. Ever. And yet you pretend that it's supposed to just so you can insult it. Terrible
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#4656stooge(Topic Creator)Posted 1/13/2013 7:27:05 AM
DrunkBeardGuy posted...
You're taking a video game way too seriously.

What, is flock off featherface so much more mature and badass?


Because like all good badasses he doesn't give the impression that he's trying to be one. The dialogue in this is trying too hard, however.
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#5DrunkBeardGuyPosted 1/13/2013 7:29:36 AM
It's how brothers talk, deal with it.
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#6656stooge(Topic Creator)Posted 1/13/2013 7:31:51 AM
gumbyxcore99 posted...
Writing supposed to be a strong suit? Are you serious? This game was never going to have good writing. Ever. And yet you pretend that it's supposed to just so you can insult it. Terrible


"This is also the first game I've written, cast and directed myself. If i do my job right, you should be seeing a story of Dante that breaks the myth that all videogame stories are trite and will never stand up to the best that theatre and film have to offer. "

http://www.nowgamer.com/features/1161217/dmc_devil_may_cry_ninja_theory_capcom_interview.html

...you were saying?
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#7Wario_manPosted 1/13/2013 7:32:10 AM
Wow, that's wretched.
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#8zerooo0Posted 1/13/2013 7:34:44 AM
DrunkBeardGuy posted...
You're taking a video game way too seriously.

What, is flock off featherface so much more mature and badass?

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#9656stooge(Topic Creator)Posted 1/13/2013 7:37:40 AM
zerooo0 posted...
DrunkBeardGuy posted...
You're taking a video game way too seriously.

What, is flock off featherface so much more mature and badass?


Why ask a question that's been answered? And if you go touting the story as a strong suit then I expect more than this lame drivel.

Yes the story was always bad in the originals BTW, but it was clear the devs weren't really focused on it and they never made arrogant claims about how great it would be. Not the case with this new entry.
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#10SkittyOnWailordPosted 1/13/2013 7:38:45 AM
Apparently Vergil has been doing a little peeking when Dante wasn't looking.
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