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Uncharted is beyond stupid

#1LodissPosted 1/24/2013 4:05:49 PM
1. You spray people with an AK-47 two or three times and they shrug it off if you don't get a headshot.

2. There are trophies for headshots. How is it a trophy if it's the only way to kill people?

3. I've killed enough guys to populate a small country. I'm a mass murderer. And I'm still only on like the third level, after the plane crash. They aren't afraid of me though, they keep rushing six at a time, seriously...? They aren't running out of bad guys yet? This is totally unrealistic, so much so that it actually bothers me. I thought it was an adventure game, but it feels like I'm on a rampage for no reason. If these guys are hired thugs, they aren't getting paid enough.

The only reason I bought the Uncharted 1/2 bundle off PSN was because Uncharted 3 came with my PS3 and I have OCD. It's not un-fun, just really really dumb because of the three reasons I listed above that I cannot seem to get over.

I recognize I may be alone in my opinion.
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#2Rob_the_NinjaPosted 1/24/2013 4:08:59 PM
Best stay away from Mario, that **** will drive you nuts.
#3enigma2274Posted 1/24/2013 4:09:07 PM
My favorite series on PS3. But gotta agree I always feel like the biggest mass murderer the worlds ever seen.
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#4KenauePosted 1/24/2013 4:10:09 PM
1. You spray people with an AK-47 two or three times and they shrug it off if you don't get a headshot.

What the hell Uncharted are you playing?
#5DocDeliciousPosted 1/24/2013 4:10:47 PM
I agree with the general idea of Uncharted being idiotic, though not for the same reasons.
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#6ThePatrickPosted 1/24/2013 4:12:43 PM
Zelda is stupid. Monsters see you schooling them without getting hit all day long, but keep attacking you.

Final Fight is so stupid! You hit a guy with a lead pipe like 300 times in his head before he dies. There are lots of guys--and, lots of THE SAME GUY!?!??!!?!?!?!? What?? And instantly crouching over a lobster dinner makes you regain health?

Adventure on the 2600 was beyond stupid. You touch things and instantly pick them up without having to tell the guy to do so? You can carry stuff around without getting tired???
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#7BeastLeeAdamsPosted 1/24/2013 4:13:34 PM
The stories are idiotic as well...I do have fun with them though.
#8boofiePosted 1/24/2013 4:14:42 PM
I like how it kinda becomes routine. Go somewhere exotic. Discover a relic or something. Oh noes! Fire! Run away! Go somewhere exotic. Discover a relic or something. Oh noes! A batallion of troops! Run away!
#92NIKNIMPosted 1/24/2013 4:21:04 PM
If they made it realistic, you would be walking through the jungle for 4days before you saw any sign on civilisation and only then it would be the very same plane that you crashed and you find out you have been walking in one big circle :)

TBH: I liked the Wave & Flank battles of the first game. You might be happy to learn that they got rid of that mechanism for the 2nd game and the 3rd became a corridor shooter where the enemies just walk into your bullets.
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#10101TheBossPosted 1/24/2013 4:22:23 PM
Boo hoo. This and plenty of other games.