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If Cloud Strife was your son...

#1Q_SenseiPosted 2/2/2013 8:34:07 PM
What would you tell him?
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#2jubjub360Posted 2/2/2013 8:34:38 PM
Nothing. Because video game characters do not exist.
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#3CorathTheHungPosted 2/2/2013 8:35:25 PM
Don't drink the water in Midgar.
#4Junpei_StupeiPosted 2/2/2013 8:35:25 PM
You grew up to be a fine young man.

Superior-looking and all...

I think I bought the wrong console this gen.
#5NashtheLionPosted 2/2/2013 8:35:43 PM
You don't need a personality as long as your hair is spiked and your best friend has huge breasts.
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#6jammiesPosted 2/2/2013 8:36:58 PM
Q_Sensei posted...
What would you tell him?

To get off the Internet if all he's going to do is make utterly stupid topics like Q_Sensei.
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#7LtMessiahDM504Posted 2/2/2013 8:38:01 PM
Tell him to switch that buster sword for something more his size. Don't want your kid to get back problems later in life.
#8Evel138Posted 2/2/2013 8:39:45 PM
You grew up to be a fine young man......

......and despite the effeminate, tranny look.....I love you anyway.........
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#9king_maddenPosted 2/2/2013 8:44:44 PM
tell him to be a body guard for the stars, and make a bunch money for me.
#10ill-thoughtsPosted 2/2/2013 8:45:10 PM
"son, sell the bike and get a nice honda accord, it would make me and your mother feel a whole lot better."
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