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2 years ago#11
Me: Zack never told you what happened to your father.

Cloud: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Me: No,...I am your father.

Cloud: Nooooooooooo. *falls into the Lifestream*
2 years ago#12
I would say when your gorgeous childhood friend is practically throwing herself at you, stop moping over the dead flower girl and use your buster sword.
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2 years ago#13
Get drunk and spout awkward sleazy innuendo to his girlfriend Tifa.

I mean, I don't drink, and I don't sexually harass busty teens (at least not often), but in a world where Cloud Strife is my son, I think anything goes.
John Lennon, 1940 - (Infinite Symbol)
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2 years ago#15
Why the **** did I name you Cloud?
Well, if I'm going to hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis
2 years ago#16
Give him a football so he can learn Omnipass.

Best dang football player in the South.
2 years ago#17
2 years ago#18
What would I tell him?

I'd beat him senseless.
Ni No Kuni, Vanquish, DmC, Sound Shapes, Disgaea 4, Valkyria Chronicles, Need For Speed: MW 2012, Far Cry 3, Monster Hunter FU
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2 years ago#19
I would tell him that it's never okay to work for terrorists
Me -
2 years ago#20
to die for being in such a terrible franchise
Pay Day. Let's roll!
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