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My mums predictions for the February 20th announcement (Rumour)

#1thefabregas22Posted 2/4/2013 11:57:35 AM
New console - PS4 ! ! !
My mother's predictions.

I predict it will have a face and little legs and a voice.

It will say "hello" when you turn it on.

It will come in various colours and with and with an assortment of knitted jumpers to keep it clean and warm,

There will be male and femal versions

When you've been playing for an hour it will say "take a break" and go into hibernate mode for 15 mins.

It will be extra tough so won't get damaged if it falls over.

It will be twice as powerful as wi u.

Will have handheld controller like wi u but smaller and lighter -3d.

New games - good selection of games for the older generation (50 - 75) eg - cooking,
gardening and knitting games.

Special mum games that only mums are allowed to play.

A swear filter to filter out any swear words in a game.

A swear sensor - if you swear when playing it, it will turn itself off.
Steam thefabregas22
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#2X_ULTIMA_XPosted 2/4/2013 11:58:41 AM
So your mum is mistaking this for a nintendo console?
Regards, Dolan
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#3keatonisballinPosted 2/4/2013 12:02:11 PM
Til next season...
#4glory of power metalPosted 2/4/2013 12:02:33 PM


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#5danyaelzeroPosted 2/4/2013 12:19:22 PM
This was the best topic I've read all day. Thank you, TC (and mum) for the good humor.
#6YoshiMan123Posted 2/4/2013 12:37:16 PM
danyaelzero posted...
This was the best topic I've read all day. Thank you, TC (and mum) for the good humor.

I must agree.
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#7howdyneighbor25Posted 2/4/2013 12:38:29 PM
Pics of Ur "mum"
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#8TheSpaniard88Posted 2/4/2013 3:04:15 PM
Cesc Fabregas??
Laugh, and grow fat.