Some people are just clueless. Reminds me of the youtube vid where the guy couldn't get past the first tutorial section of Bayonetta, or my friend whenever he's surprised I discover the right way to go in a game.
Friend "Right. How the hell were you meant to figure that out without a guide?"
Me "Well notice how that key is the first thing you see when you enter the room because of it's position and lighting? And notice how the door you have to unlock with it is also lit up and is far more detailed than the other doors? Not to mention the devs hung a health kit up on the wall next to it so that's the first thing you'll want to walk towards."
Friend "Pfft. You probably just looked up a walkthrough online before you played it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKk-9lPMQZ0 --Car boot and pigeon ****