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3 years ago#31
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?
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3 years ago#32
Stanger5150 posted...
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?


He cares for everything equally.
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3 years ago#33
Stanger5150 posted...
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?


He/She/It does all of the above for a reason.
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3 years ago#34
Universquall posted...
Stanger5150 posted...
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?


He/She/It does all of the above for a reason.


Because **** the people.
3 years ago#35
docholliday504 posted...
Eroyume posted...
Yes, I'm sure Jesus is very concerned with how well a gaming console debut turns out.


If you'd read the mormon bible, you'd know that Jesus loves video games.


Only if the games are about shooting red people, black people, and homosexuals.
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3 years ago#36
Universquall posted...
Stanger5150 posted...
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?


He/She/It does all of the above for a reason.


Seems like you have some evidence to support your claim... spill it!
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3 years ago#37
Stanger5150 posted...
This Jesus doesn't care about starving children, oppression, or the global child sex trade, so why would he give a **** about a dumbass conference for product investors?


Would be nice to have a celestial babysitter who acted like your father and gave you a spanking when you are bad right?

starving children
You: "Im gonna have sex even though I can't afford to feed my child!"
God" "You probably shouldn't do that!"
You: "I don't care! Sex is fun!"
God picks you up and puts you in a hole in ground
God: "Time out for you mister. Your child would starve, you need to be responsible!"
You: "Let me out! Let me out!"

sex trade
You: "Im gonna sell these children for money!"
God: "Now Jonny, didn't I tell you that was wrong?"
You: "To bad, I gonna do it anyways!"
God picks you up and give you a big spanking
You: "Waahh, wahahhaha!"
God: "No one can say I don't care cause I gave you a spanking right?"
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3 years ago#38
Stanger5150 posted...
Seems like you have some evidence to support your claim... spill it!


You don't remember hearing "It's all a part of gods plan"? for many tragedy's/deaths?

Or was that something The Joker said. Hmm
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3 years ago#39
You guys pray lol?
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3 years ago#40
If only i was a (devout) believer i just might.

But since i'm not.. sorry, nope, no praying of any kind here.

(I'd pray for some cake or pie but i know it would never be answered. :/)
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