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Funniest Dark Souls article ever. 5 Bosses that made you want to punch a baby

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3 years ago#1
http://www.destructoid.com/five-dark-souls-bosses-that-made-me-want-to-punch-a-baby-242376.phtml

holy crap this guy cracked me up lol
3 years ago#2
heheh nice man DS is the only game to make me rage quit lol Some of the best memories I made cooping and taking down Super Ornstein *sigh* priceless
3 years ago#3
To this day, out of 6 or so fights with him, I have never once been hit by Gaping Dragon. Can this guy actually hit?
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3 years ago#4
656stooge posted...
To this day, out of 6 or so fights with him, I have never once been hit by Gaping Dragon. Can this guy actually hit?


I thought he was one of the harder bosses in the game on my first playthrough. Same for Capra demon. I beat some other supposedly hard bosses with ease though.

Anyhow, I did a thief run at first. This meant that most bosses had a few moves that could instantly kill me, that I didn't do much damage, that I still took damage from blocking from quite a few enemies and almost every boss and that I had to get up close and personal with the enemies to deal some good damage.
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3 years ago#5
Really funny article, but I'm surprised he didn't mention Bed of Chaos. That cheating b*** caused me to utter more swear words than Oreos & Smores AND the Capra Demon combined lol
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3 years ago#6
Bed of Chaos got robbed, should have been there instead of Gaping Dragon. Now that's a freebie boss from From Software.
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3 years ago#7
656stooge posted...
To this day, out of 6 or so fights with him, I have never once been hit by Gaping Dragon. Can this guy actually hit?


I have to agree. I've always found Gaping Dragon to be one of the easiest fights in the game. I remember him having pretty lenient openings. Just had to make sure didn't land on me, and the rest was cake.
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3 years ago#8
My first time into the depths, I got stuck there for ****ing hours. Could not for the life of me figure out how to get out. Kept running to the area where I fell in trying to find a ladder or something, somehow I kept missing the exit near the bonfire. Being cursed made it even more annoying.
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3 years ago#9
I beat every boss on that list on my first try. Only smough and Ornstein are tough, but I had help for that fight
3 years ago#10
Totally irrelevant but my iTunes has 8600 songs and its been on shuffle for about an hour. What is the chance it was playing a Dark Souls song when I clicked this topic. >_>
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