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Unlimited free PS3 games from anywhere, but your PS3 now farts.

#1Zora_PrincePosted 4/14/2013 4:58:30 PM
You can have any video game that has been released on your PS3 from anywhere in the world, but your consoles now farts, loudly and smelly, when playing. The frequency depends on what's going on. The console is more likely to fart when...

-Your character consumes, food, potions, or other consumable healing items.
-When it's very frantic and hectic, like a war zone in a video game.
-When your character is asleep
-When your character is alone, not surrounded by people
-When you're in a dirty level, like a sewers or a garbage site.

If you don't want the console to fart, you have to buy the game.

Would you do this?
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#2crazyman32Posted 4/14/2013 5:02:07 PM
This is one of the strangest topics I have ever seen on here.
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#3MyPhantomilePosted 4/14/2013 5:02:44 PM
My incredibly sensitive nose and hate for loud sounds tells me no, I wouldn't do this.
#4Zora_Prince(Topic Creator)Posted 4/14/2013 5:09:16 PM
crazyman32 posted...
This is one of the strangest topics I have ever seen on here.


On this board? C'mon!
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#5Taran_McDohlPosted 4/14/2013 5:10:10 PM
My sense of smell is really bad..so im okay with this.
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#6Zora_Prince(Topic Creator)Posted 4/14/2013 5:10:55 PM
Taran_McDohl posted...
My sense of smell is really bad..so im okay with this.


You'll still hear the noise though. Will that bother you?
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#7AjescentPosted 4/14/2013 5:13:03 PM
I rent games from lovefilm and have ps+...I think I sorta have this covered.
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#8Zora_Prince(Topic Creator)Posted 4/14/2013 5:16:13 PM
Ajescent posted...
I rent games from lovefilm and have ps+...I think I sorta have this covered.


They'd be free though. From anywhere int he world. Japan, Asia, and that one game only available in Africa.
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#9Dicer7Posted 4/14/2013 5:19:33 PM
I would probably do this. I'd keep my PS3 close to an open window when I play and keep a running fan and a lot of deodorizers on hand. I play with headphones on so the sound wouldn't bother me.

If, for the sake of hypotheticals, I didn't have those options... I'd probably still do this. Free games from anywhere is just too good to pass up.
#10zyrax2301Posted 4/14/2013 5:21:29 PM
No, I play my PS too much for it to be farting all the time. I couldn't handle sitting in a s*** stink room...it's bad enough when the ol' dog hangs out while I play.
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