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DMC3 Dante vs. Metal Gear Rising last boss (spoilers)

#1AzurexNightmarePosted 4/20/2013 12:55:22 PM
*DMC3 Dante destroys Metal Gear Excelsus*

*Armstrong comes out of the inside of the Metal Gear*

Dante: What the hell kind of party is this?

Armstrong: SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD!!!! I CAN BREAK THE PRESIDENT IN TWO. I'LL SHOW YOU *lifts up leg and slams it down, cracking MGE and absorbing its energy* RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante: *clapping while armstrong transforms* ....Oh wait....that was it? Huh. I was hoping for more than just a few sparks!!!

Armstrong: DIE YOU LITTLE ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *encases his body in full nanomachine metal*

Dante: Now that look suits you better. Let's begin the main event!

*Armstrong's body armor proves useless against Dante's rebellion and he gets sliced up really badly, blood is everywhere*

Armstrong: IMPOSSIBLE!!! THAT SWORD ISN'T EVEN HIGH FREQUENCY. I don't understand....you....are not human....are you?

Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself!

Armstrong: ...What's...your..secret....is it....nanomachines?

Dante: Good looks. *slices Armstrong's arm off*

Armstrong: UGH!!!!

Dante: Any last words?

Armstrong: You and I...are the same.....*attempts to give his whole speech*

Dante: Okay, I think I've heard enough. It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do. *uses his level 3 super from marvel vs capcom 3* RRRRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blasts Armstrong with demonic energy from his sword, sending him flying up into the sky, seemingly into space*

Armstrong: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*

*Lady shows up*

Lady: For being cyborg, those guys sure are pretty weak. Think we're done with all of them, now that Armstrong is gone?

Dante: Those PMC's will be back soon......very soon.

(Later)

Lady: ...Raiden...are you okay?

Raiden: MY GAME WAS STOLEN FROM ME. I COULD HAVE HANDLDED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A NEW CYBORG BODY FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!?

Dante: You should have stuck with the stealth genre. You stole mine. I'm the king of Action games, baby!

Lady: ...Are you crying...?

Raiden: ....It's only the rain... ....IT EVEN RAINED ON THE DAY I WAS BORN.....

Lady: Um. The rain already stopped.

Raiden: Well cyborgs never cry.

Lady: I see...well..even a cyborg may cry...when they lose a loved one. Don't you think?

Raiden: *thinks about Snake* ..... ..... Maybe.....

To be continued in

Cyborg May Cry 2
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#2Rob_the_NinjaPosted 4/20/2013 1:13:10 PM
Nanomachines, son.
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#3AzurexNightmare(Topic Creator)Posted 4/20/2013 4:19:46 PM
Aw, no one else? :p
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#4velvet_hammerPosted 4/20/2013 6:47:31 PM
Rob_the_Ninja posted...
Nanomachines, son.

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#5656stoogePosted 4/20/2013 6:51:54 PM
2/10 Tc

Not enough F-Bombs to be the real final boss from MGR.
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