Jack Tretton: And now, please welcome up one of our best developers to the stage to reveal the next project they have been working on. Naughty Dog!!!
(Music cue's, lights flash, naughty dog logo on screen)
Naught Dog Rep: Hello everyone and welcome to E3, we at naughty dog have brought you some great new games over the last generation, with uncharted and in a couple of weeks, our new franchise, The last of us! Please come check out Last of us on the show floor this week! However i was not brought up on stage today to speak about the future, rather.. the past. Please allow me to present to you, Naughty Dog's newest project
Black screen slow fade to a desert, slender tall blonde man is walking with a scarf covering his mouth and a large gun on his back. He walks towards a city with flying cars, visuals are beautiful but cartoony. However he is clearly human
"Its been 3 years since the metalheads have been seen.. we thought we were safe, we thought this was over.. we were so wrong"
Scene changes to a man assembling an army in a city again clearly human
"You have all been assembled here, my top men to find a cancer, a scum that invades our city, find the traitor, find jak and you bring him to me! The one who does this will be rewarded with anything they dream of!"
Army responds "Yes sir, Baron Praxis!"
Music queues up and we see third person shooter gameplay, including blood and a full cover system. Heavily uncharted themed.
"Its been 3 years Dax, no matter what, ill find out the secrets behind dark eco and ill bring you back, ill make this right Dax, i swear it"
(Naughty dog presents... Jak)
(Screen fades to black and before trailer comes to a close, a record screech sound is made)
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.. THIS IS OUR BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE DEBUT.. WHO WROTE THIS!? Someone get me a script"
(Camera pans back to reveal Daxter sitting in a director chair with sunglasses and a coffee mug, Jak standing beside him with a shocked look on his face)
"I want whoever wrote this fired, immediately, someone bring me a pen were doing some MAJOR changes to this script"
(Camera zooms in on jak)
"Had ya worried there, didn't we" (winks at camera)