Its funny you can afford that kinda rig but cant pay for a cheap ass game. The pirate eye patch only happens when you pirated the game, the developers intentionally did that.
Indeed. I quite like what the serious sam developers did. They created a super fast, immortal scorpion monster. The Alan Wake developers should have done something similar with a bunch of taken or something. The fact that they KNOW you stole from them, and all they did was slap an eye patch on Wake, that was very charitable of them.