Don't you think Zero Suit Samus should look a little more buff?

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5 years ago#1
She's like a stick in this game, except that her boobs are big. She looks like one of those top model models, and that ain't right for a bounty hunter like her. She needs to be a little more toned, and not just skin and boobs... I mean bones.
5 years ago#2
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tW0D_jgB6MA/SypUIAn3YdI/AAAAAAAADWk/ugwg80Z8YjI/s400/633632980716683746-epicboobs.jpg
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5 years ago#3
I have to say this is a little inferiating. Her suit is a power suit and wouldnt need huge bulking muscles dontget me wrong. Im not looking for DBZ or body builder. Seriously though, she has to have -SOMETHING-.

(Also, laura croft follows suite with this)
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5 years ago#4
Nintendo is just turning Samus into a sex icon.
http://img75.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jiffypugbe2.jpg
5 years ago#5
I wish they'd make her boobs smaller. They're getting pretty outrageous. Ohh, and cut her hair shorter, maybe ear length. And dye it light brown. Or maybe a dirty blonde. And ditch the zero suit, give her some short shorts, a tank top, and a utility belt.
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5 years ago#6
Nintendo is just turning Samus into a sex icon.

They've been trying, but they gave up after Zero Mission.
everybody here is still buying this game
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5 years ago#7
I mean, why do her zero suit have "boob slots"? On a normal jumpsuit, it would be like a rack, but the zero suit has individual space for each boob. That's pretty... tight.

Also, why is her boobs bigger than her butt? Her butt looks like an extension of her legs.
5 years ago#8
I have to say this is a little inferiating. Her suit is a power suit and wouldnt need huge bulking muscles

Because of course when it comes to muscles you're either an anorexic bimbo with breast implants or this:

http://etopuzlu.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/liefeld-cap.jpg

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