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6 years ago#341
*stabs next poster with a banana*
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Silent, but deadly...this is the part where you fall unconscious.
6 years ago#342
How dare you stab the great Zexy with a banana. Have you no decency?! I shall not sit idly by and do nothing. Draw your sword NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality. -Master ZED
6 years ago#343
Okay *Draws a chainsword, slashes at Strider*
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Silent, but deadly...this is the part where you fall unconscious.
6 years ago#344
HA! Nothing can penetrate my Barrier of Lies mortal fool. PREPARE TO TASTE THE RAW POWER OF MY SPEAR OF WOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides, you forget I am The Rebirth.
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Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality. -Master ZED
6 years ago#345
Ummm...

*throws a smoke bomb, when the smoke clears, in my place is an unexpected jinjo. Meanwhile, I retreat back to the EVERYBODY PANIC board.*
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Silent, but deadly...this is the part where you fall unconscious.
6 years ago#346
>.> Hey... why has this board become this random?
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Just because I post doesn't mean I care about the topic
6 years ago#347
The randomness is a desperate attempt to keep this place alive until LINK is released.
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Silent, but deadly...this is the part where you fall unconscious.
6 years ago#348
I love the randomness...

*slips on banana peel*
6 years ago#349
No no no. That one's old. Let me show you how it's done.

*scene changes*

*S_J is driving a moving van like mad, scereaming about the candy cane stabbed into his eye. He ends up hitting a tree, a mailbox, and a dog house, before finally getting T-boned by a city bus which pushes the van another hundred feet before coming to a complete stop. After that, S_J gets out and flees on foot.*
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6 years ago#350
Fine then...but let's stick this scene in...

*As S_J runs from the mess of cars and mangled bodies, a camera pans across the street...*

Reporting live from this TERRIBLE ACCIDENT----

*Nuke jumps in, raving mad drunk and senseless*

"Happy new year all you motha---" *Gets hit by reporter with the microphone*

Seriously though, happy new year everyone!
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