So a monk walks into a bar...

#1Karmic Dragon2003Posted 5/9/2012 10:22:45 AM
Just kidding, the monk had just activated Mantra of Evasion and as such he had an additional 30% chance to dodge the bar and proceeded to do so.

Feel free to post some awesome Diablo 3 related jokes guys, it'll help pass the time until launch.
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#2DartDragoonPosted 5/9/2012 10:27:02 AM(edited)
Oh I will. As soon as I see an awesome Diablo 3 related joke, I will

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#3Karmic Dragon2003(Topic Creator)Posted 5/9/2012 10:28:37 AM
DartDragoon posted...
Oh I will. As soon as I see an awesome Diablo 3 related joke, I will


Did u not read the original post
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CreviceCretin - Mario games are for little kids grow up and kill something.
^ 111 people agree that it's ignorance at its finest.
#4ZombieAkanePosted 5/9/2012 10:30:53 AM
DartDragoon posted...
Oh I will. As soon as I see an awesome Diablo 3 related joke, I will


heh
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#5Death DurronPosted 5/9/2012 10:31:00 AM
I'm still hoping there will be a cow for me to spam click on followed up with some witty response from my character/avatar.
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#6RaveltGloryPosted 5/9/2012 10:34:10 AM
So a Monk plays Pokemon Fire Red at the suggestion of the Demon Hunter...and he catches a Rattata...

Monk - Attata?....-Uses Way of the Hundred Fists on his GBA.- THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HOKUTO SHINKEN, GAME!

I feel bad now.
#7Shifter1178Posted 5/9/2012 10:35:11 AM
What just happened.
#8Sin___Posted 5/9/2012 10:35:14 AM
RaveltGlory posted...
So a Monk plays Pokemon Fire Red at the suggestion of the Demon Hunter...and he catches a Rattata...

Monk - Attata?....-Uses Way of the Hundred Fists on his GBA.- THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HOKUTO SHINKEN, GAME!

I feel bad now.


Probably the worst "joke" I've ever seen in my life.
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#9Karmic Dragon2003(Topic Creator)Posted 5/9/2012 10:36:32 AM
RaveltGlory posted...
So a Monk plays Pokemon Fire Red at the suggestion of the Demon Hunter...and he catches a Rattata...

Monk - Attata?....-Uses Way of the Hundred Fists on his GBA.- THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HOKUTO SHINKEN, GAME!

I feel bad now.


loool that was amazing!
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CreviceCretin - Mario games are for little kids grow up and kill something.
^ 111 people agree that it's ignorance at its finest.
#10RaveltGloryPosted 5/9/2012 10:37:27 AM
All I thought of when I read that skill was Fist of the North Star.

Monk is SO a must-play now.