A is for Apple, which I like to eat. B is for Buttocks, which I have two of. C is for Cosby, who is the lord of us all. D is for Dwight, who enjoys beets and bears. E is for Euphoria, for when you get high. F is for Fanny, which all of us sit on. G is for Great Grandma, who watches over all of us with her porridge. H is for Ham, which is salty and good. I is for Islam, which is the opposite of Isn'tlam. J is for Justice, which I flush down the pooper. K is for Killing, the taking of life. L is for Life, which killing takes. M is for Morning, which isn't too dark. N is for Night, which isn't too bright. O is for Ostrich, a bird that can't fly. P is for Penguin, which also can't fly. Q is for Queen, a band from a place. R is for Relish, which I don't like on my frankfurters. S is for Stanley, the awesome black dude. T is for Things, which are vague but awesome. U is for Uno, a word that means one. V is for Venom, which snakes are full of. W is for Wild, which this topic is. X is for X-Ray, a way to see your insides. Z is for Zebra, a super awesome robot assassin that stalks small children and immediately kills anyone who gets in his way because if they really want to mess with him they would be cool and fart instead.