peonusPosted 2/14/2013 3:16:28 PM | I am Peonus
This much I vow, Square-Enix
A million haikus
Versus, Type-Zero
In their name, haikus will flood
From now to E3
The fury of fans
Lament the once great vision
Not mobile games
Six years in waiting
Who is the figure in sleep?
And F.F. Hogwartz?
Have you any shame
For dragoon lady's outfit?
Needs more fan service. |
darth_fenrirPosted 2/14/2013 3:17:45 PM | I expect you to speak in only haiku now, peonus |
peonus(Topic Creator)Posted 2/14/2013 3:18:34 PM | Happy Valentines
My heart goes out to Stella
She of House Flueret
To say nothing of
The royal line of hot stock
Noctis the Sexy
A thou-O-sand words
Is what Yuna sings, X-2
Not even close, son
Sleep is for the weak
The halls of school demand much
To save the world
Ifrit casts a spell
It's name is Hellfire, dawg
Does fire damage |
SwazooPosted 2/14/2013 3:18:53 PM | The figure that lies
within the damnable dark
has the name Kenneth |
peonus(Topic Creator)Posted 2/14/2013 3:21:50 PM | The sensual touch
Of frozen goddess Shiva
Is dream of many
I love carbuncle
Reminds me of Pikachu
Not same element
Yes, haikus only
That is the my only tongue
Refrigerator
Then there's Bahamut
With his awesome Mega-Flare
Giga-, Tera-, too
Cute girl in class
Knows not of Versus 13
I tried man best, man
Chocolate is sweet
But Type-Zero or Versus 13
Is much, much sweeter
Hideo Kojima
He is alright and all that
But Versus isn't |
darth_fenrirPosted 2/14/2013 3:27:46 PM | Line breaker |
peonus(Topic Creator)Posted 2/14/2013 3:30:29 PM | Ah thank you fenrir
I do not double post here
Appreciated
But now going on
Back to the topic at hand
Called Versus 13
See, back in E3
Square announced some games we liked
Called F.N.C. games
And one got renamed
Another got two sequels
But Versus got ****ed
And here I am now
Writing a million haikus
Just for Versus' sake
Oh and Type-Zero
Which needs to be localized
That too, don't forget |
darth_fenrirPosted 2/14/2013 3:36:08 PM | Chocobo Wark Wark
Fluffy feathers golden hue
peck your eyes out too |
peonus(Topic Creator)Posted 2/14/2013 3:36:53 PM | Thanks again, fenrir
You are helping me a bit
Mucho gracias
Look, guys, it's not hard
Haiku is five, seven five
Syllables baka
Do you even write?
It's poetry son, English
High School sophomore year
But really, Versus
And Type-Zero I hope comes
Makes people happy
Summoning is cool
I want to see Diablo
In Versus setting
I cast fire, cure
But my M.P. is low, now
Please Versus board. Write! |
darth_fenrirPosted 2/14/2013 3:39:35 PM | Chris's buster sword
Perhaps too big to handle
Hope he does not die |
