Final Fantasy Versus XIII

- Event is about to end

"We have one more surprise left"

- Tetsuya Nomura walks on stage

"LADIESRU AND GENTLEMENU! I GIR YOU"

-Nomura whips it out and pisses on stage

- Crowd is in shock

- Nomura pulls out a match, lights it and throws it on his piss

- Crowd gasps

- The piss flames takes the form of Noctis

- "FINALRU FANTASY VERSUS 13 FOR RONY PLAYSTATION 4"

- Crowd goes wild

- Nomura showers the crowd in piss

If that doesn't happen i will be upset
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^ It's too late for me. Plus, I've been drinking
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