Top secret insider info on Versus XIII.

#1EscaSyraPosted 3/5/2013 6:21:04 PM
My sources indicate that....

- Stella is hot.

- There may or may not be a mini game where she bathes in honey.

- Noctis has spiky hair.

- The driver is actually CJ from GTA San Andreas.

- The cloaked figure is a grown up Dajh

- This game doesn't exist.

I trust my source and all of this info sounds plausible. Please wait six months to three hundred years from now for info to be revealed that will prove me right.
#2ExtremeLightPosted 3/5/2013 6:27:40 PM
How you say ALL those thing and then say it doesn't exist... paradox!!!
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#3MonkeySeraphPosted 3/5/2013 6:28:07 PM
EscaSyra posted...
My sources indicate that....

- Stella is hot.
Some lesser beings may debate this
- There may or may not be a mini game where she bathes in honey.
Nomura for Messiah
- Noctis has spiky hair.
that is pure non-sense he has the hair of the best shounen jump character ever Sausk-----bawhwhahahaha nope can't say it.
- The driver is actually CJ from GTA San Andreas.
110% confirmed at this point
- The cloaked figure is a grown up Dajh
Naw my sauces tell me it's time traveling Noctis's driver from the past.
- This game doesn't exist.
Yep with out a doubt the truest thing said today.
I trust my source and all of this info sounds plausible. Please wait six months to three hundred years from now for info to be revealed that will prove me right.


Though the morrow be barren of promises nothing shall forestall my return.
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#4ExentrykPosted 3/5/2013 6:30:35 PM
MonkeySeraph posted...
Though the morrow be barren of promises nothing shall forestall my return.

Loveless! How can I forget, when you've drilled it into my head. :3
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#5MonkeySeraphPosted 3/5/2013 7:23:33 PM(edited)
I think I will also divulge what my sauces have told me.

Hot springs scene the guys are stuff in side a giant teddie bear to prevent them from peeping on the ladies.
Stella dump Noctis for Ignis and they proceed to betray him.
all off Noctis friends are killed in the betrayal and are replaced by princess from other lands.
Noctis dies and is reborn as the lightning that pierces the night sky.
The dragoon lady was going to be a mook but she proved to be so popular they are making her reverse Kain.
Noctis and his father have an epic battle to decide who goes to the golden land of valhalla to stop Noctis's uncle from remaking the world.
Near the end Ignis will cheat on Stella with dragoon lady causing dragoon lady to defect back to Ignis' side.
Then the villian will have all the L'cie of light and dark battle each other to forge the X*kai*stal the bring about a new crystal war.
yep you heard it here first folks.

please be excite.
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#6StarBladeEdgePosted 3/6/2013 1:21:28 AM
>_> stupid
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#7zombie_basher13Posted 3/6/2013 1:42:29 AM
StarBladeEdge posted...
>_> stupid


Yo how's Type-0 translation going? Could you give me a completion percentage?
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#8GamerManiac187Posted 3/7/2013 11:12:17 PM
-The game pulls a MGS2, and you play as Lightning and co. for the rest of the game.
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#9Ecclesiastes273Posted 3/7/2013 11:48:30 PM
Exentryk posted...
MonkeySeraph posted...
Though the morrow be barren of promises nothing shall forestall my return.

Loveless! How can I forget, when you've drilled it into my head. :3


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