To get away from every moron that has been posting "rumor" topics, why don't we talk about something that isn't obnoxious. People that have been involved with those topics are encouraged not to post here.
So post your favorite funny/ awkward moments in any FF.
One of my favorite moments was in FF8 with Zell waiting in line and never getting hot dogs.
Another one is FF7 when cloud and tifa have their "moment" and come back up to the airship to find out they were watching.