Jesus, please tell me this game isn't a total sausage fest

#11HermeticJusticePosted 12/28/2013 11:07:14 PM
You're asking a man who had twelve guys devotedly follow him around not to make this game a sausage fest?
#12hyro56Posted 12/28/2013 11:21:49 PM
HermeticJustice posted...
You're asking a man who had twelve guys devotedly follow him around not to make this game a sausage fest?


SHOTS FIRED. ABANDON THREAD. I REPEAT. ABANDON THREAD.
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#13jelashPosted 12/29/2013 12:13:17 AM
Not to worry, TC. There's a chance this game will have something like dresspheres (from FF X-2), which basically means that you can change your party members to cute princesses, pop stars or French maids.

Problem solved.
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#14TwilightOdinPosted 12/29/2013 2:12:00 AM
Gogandantess_XV posted...
Ignorant Male Gamer #1: "Ew, I don't wanna play as a female. That's gay. I'm a guy."

Ignorant Male Gamer #2: "Wow this game has no female characters. What a sausage fest. That's gay."


Lol.

GearsAndFlesh posted...
"oil gladiolus' rippling muscles" minigame


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*swoons*
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#15zombie_basher13Posted 12/29/2013 2:30:42 AM
Sigh...

FF 7: It sucks characters are legos Sephiroth is a momma's boy it's not FF 6.
FF 8: It sucks it's not FF7 junction is too complex for my tiny brain to handle and I'm too lazy to draw magic.
FF 9: It sucks combat is too slow. Zidane is a dirty monkey.
FF 10: It sucks too linear Tidus is a douchey crybaby jock.
FF 11: It sucks it's an MMO.
FF 10-2: It sucks too girly lighthearted story is stupid.
FF 12: It sucks too big open world + gambits too much for my tiny brain to handle game plays itself. Vaan is worstest characterest everestt.
FF 13: It sucks too linear no towns story is too complex for my tiny brain to handle Lightning is onedimensional and lame. Game plays itself.
FF 13-2: It sucks paradoxes lame nonsensical story bad textures Pokemanz.
FF 14: It sucks it's an MMO.
FF 15: It sucks sausage fest no women story is too simple (* I've seen this complaint a couple times). And worst sin of alls: It's a dumb KH ARPG spinoff too simple for my complex brain to handle.

MORAL OF THE STORY: FF FANS ARE NEVER HAPPY. WITH ANYTHING POST FF 6. THE END.
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#16TehAssasinPosted 12/29/2013 2:44:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=coRm-da6dXw#t=170
#17SugarFlakesPosted 12/29/2013 2:49:40 AM
TwilightOdin posted...
GearsAndFlesh posted...
"oil gladiolus' rippling muscles" minigame


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*swoons*

I agree. Let's swoon together.

*swoons with you*
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#18YonimaruPosted 12/29/2013 3:05:19 AM
GearsAndFlesh posted...
Phizulz posted...
Don't try disguise your sexuality, we all know you love the idea of an all male playable cast, right big boiii? ;)



I know I'm looking forward to the "oil gladiolus' rippling muscles" minigame


it'll replace Yuna massaging Leblanc minigame. we'll get to hear the same "OHH YES!" sounds. XD
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#19DrakoVongola1Posted 12/29/2013 5:45:21 AM
zombie_basher13 posted...

MORAL OF THE STORY: FF FANS ARE NEVER HAPPY. WITH ANYTHING POST FF 6. THE END.


That's not true!

FF fans aren't happy with anything before 6 either >_>
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#20Sacred_ArfaidPosted 12/29/2013 5:48:58 AM
DrakoVongola1 posted...
zombie_basher13 posted...

MORAL OF THE STORY: FF FANS ARE NEVER HAPPY. WITH ANYTHING POST FF 6. THE END.


That's not true!

FF fans aren't happy with anything before 6 either >_>


It's almost as if FF fans are a large group of people that like different things.