Let's write the GameFaqs version of the story of FF15, 3 words at a time

#1RedNavySailorPosted 6/29/2014 11:07:54 AM
I'll start:

Noctis and Stella
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#2Extreme_lightPosted 6/29/2014 11:08:28 AM
die, the end.
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#3heartlesshero17Posted 6/29/2014 11:09:03 AM
Game never releases
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#4yeah_93Posted 6/29/2014 11:09:09 AM
Extreme_light posted...
die, the end.


Beautiful, I cried.
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#5YarottPosted 6/29/2014 11:10:48 AM
Six and Seven
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#6ilikeikeilikeikPosted 6/29/2014 11:13:33 AM
I like turtles.
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#7YarottPosted 6/29/2014 11:16:16 AM
Valiant Christians exposed
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#8demon knight xPosted 6/29/2014 11:19:35 AM
Sephiroth's dirty underwear....
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#9Zexes7Posted 6/29/2014 11:34:49 AM
appeared underneath the...
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#10SkuIIFacePosted 6/29/2014 11:38:05 AM
A 3 words gamefaqs version will probably be better than the actual story.
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