I do not believe your lies. That would put you on the same level as any of the mortal women that gave birth to Greek gods and heros, such as Hurcules. Let's just say Mr. Happy's gun is loaded. And no way in hell do you even try to tell me you got an abortion. The kid would've strangled you with his own umbilical cord before you could have even noticed.
It must really suck to be a suicidal balloon..If you jump off a cliff,you can only go up..Urinals are just vertical toilets...Why can't girls understand that?