Favorite NPC banter

#1Grampy_BonePosted 9/15/2012 4:07:39 PM
2 priory researchers are lighting torches in a troll-infested cave. One is a female Charr, the other a female human.

At the end of the event the human says, "Great now we're a bright shining beacon for the trolls!"

The charr replies, "I've made my peace with humans, but I don't like you. You're just a terrible person."

and she goes, "At least my whiskey appreciates me."
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#2NecrovechkinPosted 9/15/2012 4:08:15 PM
"this game will be I survive"
#3slayed_12Posted 9/15/2012 4:23:24 PM
Two flame legion charr's talking:

"When do you think he'll come back?"

"I dunno, but he was a shaman so we know he will revive right?"

"Maybe we should try lighting him on fire again."
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#4Ork_HeroPosted 9/15/2012 4:32:38 PM
My favorite is somewhere in Kessex near the contested fort the little girl that sings the song about chickens.
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#5AteasPosted 9/15/2012 4:55:33 PM
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.
#6FiredraconianPosted 9/15/2012 5:11:13 PM
Ateas posted...
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.


For those of us who can't watch youtube videos, what do they say?
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#7Ork_HeroPosted 9/15/2012 5:12:30 PM
They're a bunch of your mama jokes adapted for GW2
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#8AteasPosted 9/15/2012 5:27:53 PM
Firedraconian posted...
Ateas posted...
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.


For those of us who can't watch youtube videos, what do they say?


It's two Asuran kids telling your mama jokes to each other.

"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks Norn cows go 'moot'"

"Yeah, well your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks 'crafting' is something you do on the 'criver'"

"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks 'elementalist' is four letters in the middle of the alphabet"

And so on for a few more back and forth jokes. Then it ends with:

"But seriously... your mama's really smart."

"Yeah... Yours too."
#9Kirborg 0Posted 9/15/2012 5:49:07 PM
Dinky has a lot of funny quotes, they always make me laugh during the story quests.
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#10Straight_CougarPosted 9/15/2012 5:52:15 PM
When the Captain of the Pirates of Penzan breaks out into song.
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