Favorite NPC banter

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3 years ago#1
2 priory researchers are lighting torches in a troll-infested cave. One is a female Charr, the other a female human.

At the end of the event the human says, "Great now we're a bright shining beacon for the trolls!"

The charr replies, "I've made my peace with humans, but I don't like you. You're just a terrible person."

and she goes, "At least my whiskey appreciates me."
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3 years ago#2
"this game will be I survive"
3 years ago#3
Two flame legion charr's talking:

"When do you think he'll come back?"

"I dunno, but he was a shaman so we know he will revive right?"

"Maybe we should try lighting him on fire again."
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3 years ago#4
My favorite is somewhere in Kessex near the contested fort the little girl that sings the song about chickens.
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3 years ago#5
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.
3 years ago#6
Ateas posted...
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.


For those of us who can't watch youtube videos, what do they say?
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3 years ago#7
They're a bunch of your mama jokes adapted for GW2
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3 years ago#8
Firedraconian posted...
Ateas posted...
This:

http://youtu.be/NPemNfPid7I

Actual audio taken from the game.


For those of us who can't watch youtube videos, what do they say?


It's two Asuran kids telling your mama jokes to each other.

"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks Norn cows go 'moot'"

"Yeah, well your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks 'crafting' is something you do on the 'criver'"

"Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks 'elementalist' is four letters in the middle of the alphabet"

And so on for a few more back and forth jokes. Then it ends with:

"But seriously... your mama's really smart."

"Yeah... Yours too."
3 years ago#9
Dinky has a lot of funny quotes, they always make me laugh during the story quests.
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3 years ago#10
When the Captain of the Pirates of Penzan breaks out into song.
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