Corrupt a Wish: Guild Wars 2 Edition

#1MechangmenowPosted 11/30/2012 1:08:08 PM
Very simple forum game. Corrupt the above poster's wish and then make a wish afterwards.

Example:
"I wish Traehearne would die"
"Granted, but with Traehearne's death, Orr is never purified and now every mob in the game is Risen. I wish...."


I'll start with a wish:

I wish Arenanet would expand on the personal story more.
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#2Nusquam_SumPosted 12/1/2012 12:37:56 PM
Mechangmenow posted...
I wish Arenanet would expand on the personal story more.


Granted. ANet releases this along with an increased level cap, further level disparity between utility skill slot unlocks (e.g. you now unlock a skill slot every 20 levels), higher skill point costs for utility skills, and 10-point (as opposed to 5-point) gaps between minor-major trait mastery. All of your previous trait points are reset, skills are reset (you know, for balance purposes) and you must re-purchase trait books and skills, the latter with newly acquired skill points.

I wish Black Lion Chest Keys would drop as frequently as Black Lion Chests.
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#3feeny88Posted 12/1/2012 1:14:39 PM
Nusquam_Sum posted...

I wish Black Lion Chest Keys would drop as frequently as Black Lion Chests.


Granted, but every item possible from the BL chests are removed except Black Lion keys.

I wish the known trolls on these boards would admit their undying love for this game and stop being annoying. (game is fine for me so I don't need to make a wish about it)
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#4OmegaReaper21Posted 12/1/2012 1:18:24 PM
feeny88 posted...

I wish the known trolls on these boards would admit their undying love for this game and stop being annoying.


Granted, then they all drop dead.

Oh wait this is corrupt a wish, not grant a wish.

I wish there was no Trading Post tax on selling items.
#5Eijian00Posted 12/1/2012 5:48:59 PM
Granted!!!

Market floods with items and everything sells for a copper.

Wish there was more rich ori nodes
#6Eijian00Posted 12/1/2012 5:51:33 PM
*were

=)
#7tehdudPosted 12/1/2012 5:55:33 PM
OmegaReaper21 posted...
feeny88 posted...

I wish the known trolls on these boards would admit their undying love for this game and stop being annoying.


Granted, then they all drop dead.

Oh wait this is corrupt a wish, not grant a wish.

I wish there was no Trading Post tax on selling items.


he can grant his own wish by leaving
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#8DanTheTimidPosted 12/1/2012 6:02:10 PM
Granted, but now every time you attempt to mine one there's a 50/50 chance that the node explodes causing all of your equipment and contents of your bags to be destroyed.

I wish that there was a control mode that was intuitive, beginner friendly, felt comfortable, and didn't require a special 16 button mouse, specially designed keyboard, or crazy finger gymnastics with your keyboard hand in order to fully utilize all your skills.
#9feeny88Posted 12/1/2012 6:04:00 PM
tehdud posted...
OmegaReaper21 posted...
feeny88 posted...

I wish the known trolls on these boards would admit their undying love for this game and stop being annoying.


Granted, then they all drop dead.

Oh wait this is corrupt a wish, not grant a wish.

I wish there was no Trading Post tax on selling items.


he can grant his own wish by leaving


Way to royally screw over a topic as usual genius....anyways back to important people.

Eijian00 posted...

Wish there was more rich ori nodes


Granted, but the ori materials needed to craft items is multiplied by 10.

I wish (hope and pray) that Anet never adds Gangnam Style as a dance in this game.
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#10warmupPosted 12/1/2012 6:22:21 PM
Granted, but then Justin Bieber became the official soundtrack of LA. I

I wish there was a LFG system.