Guild Wars 2

Cool_new_name posted...

Why farm for any laurel reward. How long that will take and what it is they actually get as a reward is sad. Just do what you do and if you get a laurel here and there it'll happen eventually.

You mean like the rare/exotic gear for 5 laurels that, at a minimum, gives you a shot at some ecots?

Or the obsidian shards needed to make Mystic Clovers? Yeah, complete ****ing waste there since we can all just drop 2500 gold to buy our legendary weapons...

Or the three Tier 6 crafting mats... Who could possibly want Orichalcum, or Ancient Wood or Gossamer...

Or the magic finder. 30% for one hour. What a complete waste because only noobs want good drops. Real men like to suffer...

And NOBODY could want the Thackery Family Crest:

+94 Power
+67 Toughness
+67 Vitality
+32 Power
+18 Toughness
+18 Vitality
Unused Defensive Infusion Slot

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Thackeray_Family_Crest

Or any of the other crappy Ascended items. I mean, really, Ascended gear is for nubs, right? Nobody, who is a real gamer, could want any of this...:

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Laurel_merchant

Just complete sad... (Eye Dee Ten Tee)
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